| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably a Pepsi One). Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix I rescued), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| The Lo Zone Meets The Love Zone!!! |
| Friday, June 19, 2009 |
Lo the (Co-)Love Doctor? Well, why the heck not? It's not like I haven't had my fair share of experiences. (But, that's another story, black...)
Check me out this Sunday, June 21st, from 10:00pm until 12:30am as the guest co-host with LaDawn Black...
 ...relationship expert, author, and the host of Baltimore's #1 radio relationship show, 92Q Jams' The Love Zone.
 So pop back here on Sunday night and click HERE to listen to the show live or go directly to 92Q Jams and click LISTEN LIVE in the upper right corner of the page. If you're in the Baltimore area, just tune your radio to 92.3 FM. Join us for some Sunday night fun!!!
 *For a preview of how fun The Love Zone can be, check out this clip:
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| The Truth About Twitter. |
| Thursday, April 30, 2009 |
Even though I'm on Twitter myself, this video really does call a spade a spade twit a twit (or a twerp). We're all sheep.* Baaaaaa!!!
*The Fail Whale's appearance is pure hilarity.
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| This Thing Is Amazing. |
| Friday, April 03, 2009 |
The funny folks over at Wonkette were having a Blingee contest yesterday, and this is one that didn't make the cut, but is truly one of the most incredible things ever. It's our illustrious Prez and some of his G20 compadres morphing into some of the most gangster mofos of all time. Happy Friday!!!
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| Swing Your Shillelagh!!! |
| Tuesday, March 17, 2009 |
And turn one (or two) up!!! It's that time of year again when I give a tip of the hat to my Irish kin...
...and we all get an excuse to get drunk on some green shit.
Cheers, bitches!!! Have fun. Don't drive and drink.*
*...or throw up on the ones you love.
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| Check Me Out Tonight!!! |
| Wednesday, March 11, 2009 |
Be sure to check out my interview tonight online 3 Chicks On Lit at 7PM EST.
Click the image above to go directly to the site, or type www.blogtalkradio.com/chicksonlit into your browser.
Hope you come through!!!
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| "...But Your Door Is Closed." |
| Tuesday, March 10, 2009 |
Thank goodness for that closed door.*
*That cat has some big-ass ears.
**HoZone put this up.
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| I Know I've Been Absent. |
| Thursday, February 26, 2009 |
Sodafuckwhat? It's been busy. I'll catch up eventually.*
In the meantime, here's some music for Friday and through the weekend. This is my shit (even though it's been out for a couple/three-four months now). I'm so glad this young lady's getting her due. She's hella-talented and is on her own thing. Enjoy!!!
*On the real, I miss y'all. I'll be back in the swing soon.
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| About Me |
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Name: Lolita Files
Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States
About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.
See my complete profile
Email Me!
Be sure to pick up a copy (or several copies!) of my dear friend Shaun Robinson's new book, Exactly As I Am...
...on the very important issue of Girls and Self-Esteem, with empowering essays from Oprah Winfrey, Alicia Keys, Diane Sawyer, Kelly Clarkson, and more. Buy one for the young girls in your life. Click HERE to learn more and read an excerpt.
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