| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and bird, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five dogs and a bird, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Beat It!!! |
| Friday, May 09, 2008 |
I've been meaning to put this video up all week, ever since I first caught it this past Monday. It's a very clever and entertaining cover of Michael Jackson's iconic song, Beat It...
 ...performs the guitar solo on the song this go 'round (Eddie Van Halen rocked it out in the original). There are lots of fun nods to the original in the video. Considering the tenor of the political race this week, I'd say this song is both a welcome break and a tad prophetic. Whatever the case, enjoy. Oh, and Happy Friday!!!
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| Poof, Be Gone!!! |
| Wednesday, May 07, 2008 |
 And yes, I called her "herpes" because that's just what she is---a bad outbreak waiting to happen. It's time for her to go into permanent remission.
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Computer Cellphone Love. |
| Monday, May 05, 2008 |
As a person in a perpetual love-hate relationship with cellphones ("I'm a techie!!! That new gadget is pretty!!!" then "People keep calling me!!! I'm getting rid of this phone!!!), I was late to the whole text messaging game. I got on board in late '06 and thought it was the best thing ever ("I can talk to people without having to TALK to people!!!"), but eventually I realized that it can be artificial device for establishing what might seem like a real bond when it's really just a tool for some people to hide behind. When used as a substitute for the early stages of dating, all kinds of deceptions can occur. People make empty promises and lie about everything from sexual prowess to how (and if) they make a living. Why? Because they can!!! Just like with a computer, they can make you believe they're something they're not, as long as you're not in front of them to verify things. That sucks, although it can be really exciting when you're in the midst of it. Still sucks, though, because, sooner or later, they have to step out from behind their cellphones and you get to see who they really are (or aren't).
 I found texting to be an excellent tool for sending quick messages regarding business and to people I already have real relationships with, but as a way of getting to know a person, finding out who they are, and possibly building a bond---very, very bad. Nothing can or should ever replace true human interaction, especially when two people are just getting to know each other.
Unfortunately, however, that's the time we live in. This is the era of the bait and switch, where even losers, armed with deceit and hiding behind a cellphone, can have their moment in the sack and the sun. Sadly, many a woman (and man) has fallen for this trick, led on in excitement by a string of increasingly alluring texts only to be disappointed in the end. Fortunately, however, there's a funny little video that I saw over on Gawker last Friday that captures this whole ridiculous process in a nutshell. Odds are you'll see yourself in this cute little clip or---ye gads!!!---your relationship and how it started and maybe ended. Gaze on in wonder/horror at how dating in the age of lying-meets-lazy technology unfolds. Happy Cinco de Maio!!! Oh, and if you get drunk today and meet "The One," text with caution.
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| I'm In Love... |
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 ...and so, apparently, is the rest of the world.
If you haven't seen this movie yet, do yourself a favor and run, run, run to the theater. Of all the film adaptations of comic books, this, in my opinion, is by far the best. Robert Downey, Jr. is officially a superstar. He commands the screen with his every move.
 Seriously. I couldn't take my eyes off him, just like the women who fall prey to his recklessly charming Tony Stark character in the film, he held absolute sway over me. (Those dark lashes framing those charismatic eyes...WOW!!!)
 I plan on going to see this movie at least a couple more times this week. That's the first time I've felt like that in a long, long while about a film. Everything about it was top-notch, from the impeccable casting, to the highly-credible and quick-witted writing, to the smart, sharp direction by actor/director Jon Favreau (who makes a cameo in the film), of whom I've been a fan since the cult classic, Swingers. This is Favreau's Peter Jackson moment, and this franchise (and it will be a franchise, make no mistake, as evidenced by the surprise that comes after the credits have finished rolling) will be his Lord of the Rings.
This fun, engrossing, amazing movie restored my faith in the Hollywood blockbuster. Things don't have to just mindlessly blow up anymore (although there's lot of things blowing up in the movie, but with good reason). The audience can have a grand old time with sharp storytelling, some food for thought, and eye candy for both the guys and the girls.
 Mmmm-hmmm. Let the church say, " Amen"!!!
Oh yeah...and I can't wait for the next one, Terrence, uh, I mean, Rhodey...
 Check out this clip of Terrence Howard explaining how he doesn't want to be anybody's sidekick. Looks like homie can't wait for his turn at bat, either!!!
Lastly, here's a series of back-to-back clips from the premier and other interviews, for even more details about the movie. If you are a big fan of this film like me, sit back and enjoy!!!
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| File This Under, "No Shit, Sherlock!!!" |
| Friday, May 02, 2008 |
Why they bothered to do a study on this is beyond me. All they had to do was ask around. It's a pretty well-known fact, myself included, and I grew up a mere five miles from the sea. In the words of my late father, I swim like a rock. (My brother, on the other hand, is part dolphin. He swims like one, anyway.)
Happy Friday, y'all!!! I promise to be more consistent in my blogging next week. The past couple of weeks have been kind of crazy. Oh yeah, and if you see any black folks in a pool or at the beach looking baffled and somewhat panicked, please...throw 'em a lifesaver. Odds are they probably need it.
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| Bad, Bad Juan!!! |
| Monday, April 28, 2008 |
One of my favorite people and someone very familiar to longtime readers of this blog, Juan G...
 ...just did a cruel, cruel thing. He sent me a link to a website called net-a-porter, a play on the fashion term prêt-à-porter (which means "ready to wear" clothing, or off-the-rack).
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When he sent me the link, he had the AUDACITY to tell me to click on the part that says "shoes," but warned me that it wasn't for the weak of heart and to leave my credit cards in the other room.
Now, my addiction to weakness for mania love of shoes is pretty well-documented, and Juan definitely knows about it from personal conversations we've had. He is a mean, mean man.
Check out these Louboutins I just saw over there. *le sigh*
*le sigh*
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| Um... |
| Wednesday, April 23, 2008 |
Wow. You can make a song about anything these days. I've heard this one before, but seeing it in video form really puts it, um, in your face. This is definitely NSFW, so make sure your speakers aren't blasting if you're in mixed company. I'm not kidding. Every dirty word you've ever heard in your life is in this song, so beware. Oh, and you might need a hot shower afterwards to wash away the memory of this wretched mess.*
*On an up note, this song makes me wanna dance!!! Does that mean there's something wrong with me?
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Bring It, Bitch Bitches!!! |
| Monday, April 21, 2008 |
 In honor of today's race in Pennsylvania, I figured I'd put up a video that combines two of my favorite fellas: Obama and Jigga.* And though I'm late posting this today and have been MIA for a few days, better late than never. No matter who wins today, we all know who's going to take the whole cake when the dust settles.
*Big ups to author Stephanie Casher for sending me the video. Our army marches on, girl!!!
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