| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Ain't No Ni**a Like The One I Am |
| Tuesday, December 27, 2005 |
 So much has happened since I last posted. So many people trippin' in so many ways. May as well begin the beguine right here, starting with the simple burning question---what was this girl thinking?
Foxy Brown, who---according to her attorneys---is "pretty much totally deaf," stuck her tongue out at the judge while in court this past Friday on charges of smacking down some nail technicians and walking out on her bill.
So apparently she's not just deaf. She's deaf and dumb.
Per E! Online News:[...]Brown was said to be preparing to undergo a second surgery to fix the problem. The procedure was to be performed prior to Friday's hearing.
But on Friday, another Brown attorney, Joseph Fleming, told Judge Jackson that Brown couldn't hear her.
If Brown's hearing problem remains, her impairment wasn't earning her sympathy from the judge. "I don't like her attitude," Jackson told the rapper's lawyer, according to the wire service.
In addition to chewing gum, Jackson accused Brown of "making faces," the AP said.
All of this led to Brown being handcuffed, which led to Brown reportedly scuffling with a court officer, which led to the threat of jail. The judge ordered Brown to apologize, or else be held in contempt. Perhaps with Christmas looming, Brown caved, announcing to the court, per the AP, "I apologize for my actions." Apparently Lil' Kim hasn't been writing Foxy from jail giving her the skinny on life in the clink, otherwise Foxy wouldn't be doing her best to get a first class pass to the nearest cell. Oh, that's right...Kim and Foxy have been feudin' for years. Well, somebody'd better tell her. Write it on a wall if she can't hear. Judges are quick to give a disrespectful rapper some slammer time. I'm sure Foxy knows at least ten or twenty people who can confirm that. At least.
E! Online News - Foxy "Making Faces," Not Friends
Foxy Brown - the Foxy Brown Palace |
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