| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Eva Longoria Goes Temporarily Insane; Forgets That She and Her Boyfriend Aren't White |
| Tuesday, December 27, 2005 |
 She must have. Otherwise she wouldn't have allegedly blown a gasket when they got pulled over by a (bicycle!) cop in San Antonio early Saturday. She and her man, San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker, would have known the drill "people of color" typically adhere to when sidelined by the fuzz:
1) shut the f*ck up;
2) have license and registration at the ready;
3) speak only when spoken to;
4) be prepared to offer one's mate for the officer's sexual amusement should said officer require sexual amusing;
5) shut the f*ck up
I mean, what, didn't Eva and Tony see the movie Crash? Per the New York Daily News, Mademoiselle Longoria and Monsieur Parker went absolutely batshit:The incident happened about 12:45 a.m. Saturday. After seeing a car stopped, a bicycle officer said it was impeding traffic. When the car didn't move, the officer rapped the hood with the palm of his hand, according to a police report.
Parker, who was behind the wheel, questioned why the officer touched the car, and the couple "began screaming in a verbally abusive and demeaning manner," police said. Longoria called the police report "highly inaccurate."
Police say Parker then began to drive away, almost hitting a man standing nearby. After being told to stop and get out, Parker showed a French driver's license, police said.
The officer who wrote the citations said Parker complained: "This is all the cops do, just mess with people," and that Longoria shouted from the car: "He's just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph."
Longoria denied making the comment. Of course she did. Who'd admit to something like that? She further defended herself:"It's a shame that one officer conducted himself in such an inappropriate and disorderly manner. I never made any sort of racial slurs, let alone made any comments about the officer being Mexican, as a Mexican myself," Longoria said through her publicist. Right. Because a Mexican would never hurl a Mexican aspersion at another Mexican. It just wouldn't happen. People of color don't break on their own like that. I myself have never used the N word, nor told an ex as I was breaking up with him to keep his black ass away from me.
Somebody needs to tell Eva that tv is not real. Everyone might live in murderously sexual harmony on Wisteria Lane...
 ...but once they leave the studio lot, shit gets real. Real racial. It sucks that it be's that way, but sometimes, that's just how it is. Not that the cop got racial on them or anything. Actually, it sounds like Eva was the one who took it there. She needs to get a clue. But then, this isn't the first time she's tripped during the holiday season. She went a little medieval on an unsuspecting parking lot attendant around Thanksgiving, a mere month ago.
Makes you wonder what she's got up her sleeve for New Year's. She just might bust a cap in your ass.
New York Daily News - Parker, Longoria Stopped by Police
Defamer.com: Happy Thanksgiving From Your Favorite Desperate Housewife! |
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I think this says it ALL about Eva!
log·or·rhea
Variant: or chiefly British log·or·rhoea /"log-&-'rE-&, "läg-/
Function: noun
: pathologically excessive and often incoherent talkativeness or wordiness that is characteristic especially of the manic phase of manic-depressive disorders —log·or·rhe·ic or chiefly British log·or·rhoe·ic /-'rE-ik/ adjective
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I think this says it ALL about Eva!
log·or·rhea
Variant: or chiefly British log·or·rhoea /"log-&-'rE-&, "läg-/
Function: noun
: pathologically excessive and often incoherent talkativeness or wordiness that is characteristic especially of the manic phase of manic-depressive disorders —log·or·rhe·ic or chiefly British log·or·rhoe·ic /-'rE-ik/ adjective
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I think this says it ALL about Eva!
log·or·rhea
Variant: or chiefly British log·or·rhoea /"log-&-'rE-&, "läg-/
Function: noun
: pathologically excessive and often incoherent talkativeness or wordiness that is characteristic especially of the manic phase of manic-depressive disorders —log·or·rhe·ic or chiefly British log·or·rhoe·ic /-'rE-ik/ adjective