| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Famous People Are Bored And Stupid, Even When They're Having Sex |
| Wednesday, December 07, 2005 |
The New York Daily News' Rush & Molloy reported in their column today that super creeptastic rock musician Marilyn Manson got married this past weekend to his girlfriend Dita Von Teese, who bills herself as a "burlesque artist" (cough, STRIPPER!, cough).
 But Dita should actually be billing herself as "retarded," which she probably soon will be---literally---if she keeps up this little game of hers and suddenly finds herself suffering from brain damage when her penchant for asphyxiation during sex (that's right, folks, choking) goes too far...
"I'm into bondage," Von Teese said shortly before heading to her nuptials last weekend in Ireland. "I think it's really fun, and I love playing the part of the damsel in distress. … The feeling is amazing when someone [spanks me] right."
She also admitted "dabbling" in the sort of erotic asphyxiation that cost INXS singer Michael Hutchence his life in 1997.
"I think it's exciting when you do it with someone you trust," the new Mrs. Manson told Steppin' Out magazine's Chaunce Hayden. "I know there are different gadgets people can buy to do it to themselves safely, so that when they pass out they can breathe again. You just have to do it safely."
'When they pass out'? 'Safe choking'? That's like 'safe shooting' or 'safe stabbing.' There's certain things you just can't do halfway. Or safely.
And while I can certainly understand Von Teese opening her eyes during sex and, upon seeing this on top of her...
 ...freaking the hell out and choking him in an effort to get away, I just don't get the asphyxiation-as-a-turn-on thing.
Where I come from, nobody chokes anyone "for fun." If you choke somebody, you'd better damn well kill 'em, because if you just jack 'em up by the neck real good---just for shits and giggles---and walk away, well, somebody's gonna get stabbed or shot before it's all over. And you can best believe it won't be "safe."
New York Daily News - Daily Dish & Gossip - Rush & Molloy: A spanking new marriage for rock's Marilyn Manson |
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I whole-heartedly agree with you on this one. I mean come on, discovering one's sexuality is great. It can be very liberating - I know it has been for me. But asphyxiation? During sex? Does making sex more DANGEROUS make it more PLEASURABLE? If people really want to do something dangerous and actually better themselves at the same time, why don't they go volunteer to do relief work in some war-torn country? Maybe this topic is beyond my comprehension but I do like to think that I have enough sense to realize what is healthy and what is not.
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That's the thing, superpsyence...
Typically the people that would do this aren't healthy in some way or another (psychologically speaking). Otherwise they wouldn't need to push themselves to the edge of death to experience life. They'd figure out how to gain fulfillment through helping someone else. There's nothing wrong with enjoying sex, but I just don't get why someone would almost die for it.
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I whole-heartedly agree with you on this one. I mean come on, discovering one's sexuality is great. It can be very liberating - I know it has been for me. But asphyxiation? During sex? Does making sex more DANGEROUS make it more PLEASURABLE? If people really want to do something dangerous and actually better themselves at the same time, why don't they go volunteer to do relief work in some war-torn country? Maybe this topic is beyond my comprehension but I do like to think that I have enough sense to realize what is healthy and what is not.