| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Fugly Like A Fox |
| Wednesday, December 28, 2005 |
Was just over at the blog Go Fug Yourself. For those of you who don't know it by now, it's a brilliantly-hilarious gem in cyberspace that pokes excellent fun at celebrities and other insignificant wannabe sorts who dress for shit. Fantastic shit. And that's no compliment, trust me. The Fug Girls are sensational and have been written up all over the place. I haven't been to their site in a minute, but I was just over there playing catchup and saw something that had me on the cyber-floor. It was so funny, I photoshopped it so that I could paste it here. The link to the Fug website is also at the bottom of this post if you want to go over to the site and see it firsthand (along with a ton of other hilarious fashion disasters). This is an old post from thirteen days ago, but truly funny stuff has no spoil date, and this right here is a bonafide riot. I know it looks tiny and hard to read, but it won't be. Just click the image and it will open on another page. Once it opens, click it one more time and it will get big enough for you to read clearly (hopefully). Trust me folks, the laugh is well worth it. The Fug Girls are bananas!!!
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Go Fug Yourself
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Oh, my god. It's a good thing I have the day off work, because I am going to spend the WHOLE DAMN DAY on "Go Fug Yourself". Hahahahaha!!!!
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J., you're gonna love it over in the Fug zone. There's a world of fugly over there. The hits just keep on coming!
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"Cletus McK-Fed"?!? Bwahahaha!!!
The Future Mr. J just walked in and said "Um... are you okay?? What are you doing?" I'm freakin' GREAT, baby, pass the Christmas cookies and enjoy some Fug with me!
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The FederCletus is just like herpes---won't go away and you're embarrassed to tell people you have it. As for the Future Mr. J...poor guy. Once he falls into the Fug Abyss, it's way hard to climb out. It's just too much funny coming at you at once. The archives alone will keep you busy till 2006 comes in!
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Oh, my god. It's a good thing I have the day off work, because I am going to spend the WHOLE DAMN DAY on "Go Fug Yourself". Hahahahaha!!!!