| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Mexico Is The New Bungalow 8 |
| Friday, December 30, 2005 |
Expect to see stars standing on the backs of burros instead of banquettes, punching holes into the skins of the hapless creatures with their stiletto Manolos as they pop Cristal and pop-lock to the vinyl stylings of DJ AM or the like beneath the Cabo sky.
Per (who else?) Page Six:
THE hottest place to be for New Yorkers in the know right now just might be Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Arriving at Las Ventanas resort this week were Smokey Robinson, Jerry Della Femina, Kelly and Gilles Bensimon, Julie Chen and Les Moonves, Joe Roth, Berry Gordy and the Grubman family, including papa Allen, mom Deborah and daughter Lizzie. Nearby at the One & Only Palmilla was new James Bond Daniel Craig and his steady sweetie, a "hot American brunette," Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky and Joel Silver. Hotelier Jason Pomerantz and his honey, Ali Wise, bunked down at the Hotel Esperanza. And Jay-Z and Beyoncé Knowles were spotted boogeying at a Cabo bar called Squid Row the other night to songs by Destiny's Child. The highlight of the weekend is expected to be Jay-Z's impromptu return to the mike in a south-of-the-border take on one of his biggest hits. Stars will be encouraged to chime in as Hova raps about his 99 Problems. He's still got 'em, but a burrito ain't one. (I juss keeeeeeeeeding...)
Page Six: New Yorkers Cabo-Crazed For New Year |
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