| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Stars Anxious To Procreate And Spit Out New Generation of Degenerates |
| Friday, December 30, 2005 |
 Brace yourself. It's about to be F*ckfest 2K6. Celebrities are itching for a scratch, desperate to make babies, families, and short-lived love.
Per Page Six, a shitload of couples are doing the do-si-do: * Naomi Watts is desperate to get pregnant. The "King Kong" cutie, 37, and boyfriend Liev Schreiber are said to be hard at work trying to get Watts in a motherly way while on vacation in Australia.
* Believe it or not, Britney Spears wants another baby with shiftless hubby Kevin Federline. Spears is set on a daughter to go with her son, Sean Preston. According to InTouch Weekly, she thinks a second child will bring her and Federline "closer."
* Sheryl Crow is hoping to get impregnated by fiancé Lance Armstrong. The singer has checked out fertility treatment centers, sources tell PAGE SIX, as potential daddy Armstrong had testicular cancer and froze his sperm.
* The bump watch is also on for Angelina Jolie. Us Weekly printed a series of photos of the sexy star wearing loose-fitting clothing and looking as if she'd gained weight. Supposed daddy-to-be Brad Pitt is already in the midst of trying to become the official father to Jolie's adopted children, Maddox and Zahara.
* Another rumor in Hollywood is that Tori Spelling got engaged to her new man, Dean McDermott, so fast because she's with child. Spelling isn't even divorced from her hubby of one year, Charlie Shanian, yet. We don't know for sure because her rep, Cece York, didn't return our calls.
* Jennifer Aniston, Pitt's ex, is also said to yearn for children. The actress, who has claimed in interviews that she wants kids soon, is currently holed up at the Montage Hotel and Spa in Laguna Beach with boyfriend Vince Vaughn, our spies say. Premarital babymaking and ill-advised marriages. Stars...they're f*cked up just like us!
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