| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Black People And The White Folks Who Love Us, Part 5 |
| Monday, January 16, 2006 |
Bill Maher
 He's smart, he's funny, he's not afraid to tell it like it t-i-is, and he loves giving us brownies the high hard one!!!
Give it up for Bill Maher, who's been a favorite of mine for a very long time, ever since Politically Incorrect first debuted on Comedy Central.
 He can crack a Bush funny and please a sistah at the same time, which is no small feat (either of them, considering one might get you investigated by the CIA and failure to do the other might get your johnson bitten off). Bill insists it's not just a color thing, though:“People say I’m into black women,” says Maher. “Robert De Niro is into black women. I’m just into women who are real, and they happen to be black.” You tell 'em, Bill!!! Keeping speaking truth to power and the black girls will keep on being here for you.
Of course, Karrine's got him now, and she seems to have tamed the man who, for the longest, loudly proclaimed he wasn't for settling down.
 Way to go, girl!!! Show 'em how it's done. Because nothing says "power couple"...
 ...like a spot-on, funny, ain't-scared-to-say-shit kinda man paired with an in-your-face woman who's not afraid to spill her guts and take on the world.
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