| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Black People And The White Folks Who Love Us, Part 6 |
| Monday, January 16, 2006 |
Jillian Barberie
 This one loves dark meat to distraction, so much so that I had to stop watching Good Day L.A. completely because her overly-'urban' antics (head bobbing, Snoop quoting, rap song singing, resident street authority and unsolicited interpreter of all things 'hood) just got to be too much for me to bear first thing in the morning.
 Relax, Jillian. Take a breath. We know you've had more black d*ck than me and most sistahs combined. Rock on, girlfriend. Touche'.
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Are those smushed nuts or are her lips hanging/sagging - yikes! Remember ladies, oops I mean FEMALES you only get one - preserve it!
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ROFL!! I'm just now noticing that. Fun-nee!!!
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Are those smushed nuts or are her lips hanging/sagging - yikes! Remember ladies, oops I mean FEMALES you only get one - preserve it!