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Lo Fun Fact #1

"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita".

Lo Fun Fact #2

I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.

Lo Fun Fact #3

Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all?

Lo Fun Fact #4

I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.)

Lo Fun Fact #5

I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!

Lo Fun Fact #6

I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.

Lo Fun Fact #7

I have ~~four~~ ~~five~~ six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have ~~four~~ ~~five~~ six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.

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Friday, January 20, 2006

If you thought the Star Jones Reynolds book tour was something, wait until this madness blows into your town.

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Yup. Kimora Lee Simmons is coming your way in March, peddling her own special brand of wonderfulness, direct from her to you.

I have to admit, I do love her Baby Phat clothing line and have purchased a fair share of it. The woman does know fabulousness, if nothing else.

But she's got a reputation for being very brassy and ballsy. Hey, you don't get to be who she is by being a wimp. She knows what she wants and she demands it. If that doesn't work, she just walks up and takes it.

Think I'm lying? Read this lovely little blast from last year's past, an article in Vanity Fair called The Phat Life to see just how fabulously in-your-face Mrs. Lee Simmons can be. Enjoy.

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

Amazon.com: Fabulosity

posted by Lo @ 10:27 AM

1 Comments:

At January 22, 2006 11:49 AM, j said…

Okay, I gotta give her props for this (even if her house is 45 times bigger than mine):

"She doesn't need Daddy to buy her a boat—Mommy can buy her one," Kimora says, frowning.

Right on.

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