| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and bird, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five dogs and a bird, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Buy This Book, Or She'll Beat A Bitch's Ass!!! |
| Friday, January 20, 2006 |
If you thought the Star Jones Reynolds book tour was something, wait until this madness blows into your town.
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Yup. Kimora Lee Simmons is coming your way in March, peddling her own special brand of wonderfulness, direct from her to you.
 I have to admit, I do love her Baby Phat clothing line and have purchased a fair share of it. The woman does know fabulousness, if nothing else.
But she's got a reputation for being very brassy and ballsy. Hey, you don't get to be who she is by being a wimp. She knows what she wants and she demands it. If that doesn't work, she just walks up and takes it.
Think I'm lying? Read this lovely little blast from last year's past, an article in Vanity Fair called The Phat Life to see just how fabulously in-your-face Mrs. Lee Simmons can be. Enjoy.
Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
Amazon.com: Fabulosity |
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Okay, I gotta give her props for this (even if her house is 45 times bigger than mine):
"She doesn't need Daddy to buy her a boat—Mommy can buy her one," Kimora says, frowning.
Right on.
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Okay, I gotta give her props for this (even if her house is 45 times bigger than mine):
"She doesn't need Daddy to buy her a boat—Mommy can buy her one," Kimora says, frowning.
Right on.