| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and bird, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five dogs and a bird, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Emily Runs Out Of Reasons |
| Monday, January 23, 2006 |
 ABC has snatched what was supposed to be Heather Graham's high-hoped catapult into Sarah Jessica Parkerville clean off the airwaves after just one episode. Because shit is shit, and shit stinks like a mofo, and the execs at the Home of the Housewives hoped to disinfect the place before you could notice the stench.
Per TMZ.com :ABC committed to the big promotional campaign before even seeing a script for the show, said ABC entertainment president Stephen McPherson on Saturday. The series turned out to be a dog creatively, he indicated.
"Once we saw it was not launching, we felt like unfortunately it was not going to get better and we had to make a change," McPherson said. It's okay, Heather. At least you still have your film career. And considering the way you really threw yourself into your role in the skintastic thriller/bump-uglyfest Killing Me Softly...
 ...there's definitely a place for you in the wild world of porn.
TMZ.com: News - ABC Defends Cancellation of 'Emily's'
Emily's Reasons Why Not |
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