| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Kanye West Has Galactic Balls |
| Wednesday, January 25, 2006 |
 ...and that's just how we like 'em, don't we?
(Note: In the interest of full disclosure, Kanye West has optioned the film rights to my book, Child of God...
 ...so naturally I think his balls are supercalifragilistic, bitches!!!)
Reuters.com: Brash rapper West on Rolling Stone cover as Jesus |
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kanye west as the "child of God"?...hmmmm, well he already has the book option, the rolling stone front...at least he didn't do the crucifix deal like tupac and diddy, but i get his point by the picture. i know some maybe offended by the picture but if your faith is strong in Jesus Christ, no need to worry.
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kanye west as the "child of God"?...hmmmm, well he already has the book option, the rolling stone front...at least he didn't do the crucifix deal like tupac and diddy, but i get his point by the picture. i know some maybe offended by the picture but if your faith is strong in Jesus Christ, no need to worry.