| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| A Million Little Spewed Chunks |
| Tuesday, January 31, 2006 |
I was going to post about the story Page Six has today regarding a Moscow-based newspaper that claims it discovered James Frey's lying-liarliness first...
...until I got to this part of the article: The eXile - which longtime PAGE SIX readers will recall was behind a putrid prank that involved hitting New York Times Moscow bureau chief Michael Wines in the face with a pie filled with horse sperm [...]
I immediately hit the eject button once I read that line. Ick. You're going to have to find out the rest of the info on your own. Here's the link:
Ugh. I still can't get that image out of my head.
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hahahahaha...maybe that's why all those soupy sales' "pie in the face" jokes were so funny TO HIM. he knew what the "secret ingredient" was...horse sperm! DAYUM TRIGGER!!!!
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Ughhh. I shudder every time I think of it. I would have torn the person who threw it at me out of the frame.
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chunks was Monday's word! hilarious....
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An incredibly sharp-witted person inspired my "chunks" comment when she used the word in conversation on Monday in a way that cracked me up and made me do a double-take. I think you might know her. *wink*
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hahahahaha...maybe that's why all those soupy sales' "pie in the face" jokes were so funny TO HIM. he knew what the "secret ingredient" was...horse sperm! DAYUM TRIGGER!!!!