| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| A Million Little What-The-Fucks |
| Thursday, January 26, 2006 |
 Yaaaaaay. This means I get to make at least five or six more "A Million Little (Something)" jokes.
Okay, here goes one:
That clicking sound you hear? A million little TiVos being set to record this show when it comes on this afternoon. (For those who don't get to see it early in the day.) I can't wait.
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now that truth is told....frey will just disappear into the sea of normality as another rich white guy, whether he makes another book or not.
hmmm, let's see. unless he kilt somebody and bang'd oprah....2 out 4 ain't bad for SLMF.
where's oprah now, huh? i know her people HAD to get a whiff of the BV profile on you and SLMF. they gotta!
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Not to wish him ill, but a part of me is wondering if the dramatic addict (hey, that rhymes!) is going to take A Million Little Pills.
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hahahaha....hear that kanye! put her on da mike, maaaan!!!!
but, on the real tho' lo (that rhymes too!)....SLMF is really good and YOU deserve your spot on "O".
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Thank you, Lance. Spoken like a true friend (with excellent taste in writers). ;-)
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I saw him on Oprah and although he "fabricated" scenes in the book, people will probably still go out and get it--just to see what the hype is about.
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That's the tragically fascinating part, Shelia. It's amazing how much of what's going on with James Frey mirrors what happens in my new book sex.lies.murder.fame. (This isn't just a shameless plug.) The more my character Penn (who is an author, just like James) lies, and the more the lies are discovered (and, without giving anything away, his lies become progressively more horrid), the more famous he becomes. In The Age of Rewarding Bad Behavior, the villain is king.
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now that truth is told....frey will just disappear into the sea of normality as another rich white guy, whether he makes another book or not.
hmmm, let's see. unless he kilt somebody and bang'd oprah....2 out 4 ain't bad for SLMF.
where's oprah now, huh? i know her people HAD to get a whiff of the BV profile on you and SLMF. they gotta!