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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Must Love Dogs.
Friday, January 06, 2006
Four.
I got 'em.
They ain't goin' nowhere.
They're very well-behaved.

Are you?

posted by Lo @ 12:25 PM  
7 Comments:
  • At January 6, 2006 3:16 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    wow, they are beautiful lo. like triplets and a step-child. go figga, the black one to be the stepchild. WOW!!!! ANOTHER STORY IDEA...A CARTOON....three bad ass dogs, gets a homeless dog taken in and they treat him like crap and that dog (along with a homeless ex-dog groomer) goes on to compete & win the westminster dog show. like cinderella, doggy-style!

     
  • At January 6, 2006 3:46 PM, Blogger Lo said…

    Lola (the black one) is actually the twin sibling of Brooklyn (the small one in the far back). They are the only two who are related. I've had Lola, Milo (the boy who is right behind her) and Brooklyn the longest (Milo for seven years, Brook and Lo for six years). The newest addition is Toshi, the big one in the middle. She's only 9 months old (I've had her since June 2005). Brook, Milo, and Lola are Shiba Inus. Toshi is an imported Akita Inu. All are Japanese dogs. They blend together very well and are one big happy kumbaying group.

     
  • At January 6, 2006 3:48 PM, Blogger Ettevy said…

    dang lo.. I thought toshi was Milo... oh my goodness

     
  • At January 6, 2006 3:49 PM, Blogger The Dark Furry One said…

    Reah, Ro, roo rell 'em!! I'm no stepchile. And Im gud on da cumpyooter!!

     
  • At January 6, 2006 3:57 PM, Blogger Lo said…

    Ettevy, Milo's the same size as when you last saw him. He's fully grown, and Brook and Lola aren't much bigger than they were when you saw them too. Toshi is like a T. Rex. She gained twenty-four pounds the first month after I brought her home. It's like watching your very own monster grow. I think (read, hope) she will max out at somewhere between 85-90 pounds. Just to give you an idea of the size differential, Brooklyn and Lola weigh 21 pounds apiece. Milo weighs 28 pounds. Toshi, at nine months, already weighs 70 pounds.

     
  • At January 7, 2006 9:51 AM, Blogger Lance said…

    doggone lo...i hope you are a member of sam's club, costco, bj's or one of those member shopping stores. your monthly dog food bill has to be crazy.

     
  • At January 16, 2006 2:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hi Lo,

    Heard ya got a new book that scheduled out? Never heard back from ya since you left ATL last year.

    What's going on in your world?

     
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Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States

About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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