| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| The (Not) Chocolate Factory |
| Friday, January 27, 2006 |
 [click image to go to candyland]
Out of ignorance, a company is born.
I'm Not Chocolate.com |
posted by Lo @ 9:49 AM   |
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what the f*&^%! ain't dat a b*&^%$!
umh! What will they think of next. Have any of our "leaders" jumped on this?
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They've been curiously quiet, it seems. Perhaps it was also their secret hope to see a Chawklit Nawlins. Hey, they should make that a drink! It could compete with the world famous Hurricanes everyone gets smashed on when they go to N.O. Hmmm, what would be in a Chawklit Nawlins? The high-end version would probably be Crissy, a shot of Godiva white chocolate liqueur, a matching shot of Godiva dark chocolate liqueur, and a splash of Belvedere. But I say we shoot for the street version: some Nestle's Quik (chocolate milk), Hpnotiq (I know it's a clash of the taste buds, but since when have we ever cared about that?), a quick slosh of some cheap-ass brandy (Raynal would be perfect for this), and a pinch of red Koolaid. Shake wildly. Chug. Fall the fuck out.
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hey lboogie...it's free enterprise babycakes....DAMN! i wished i thought of that. i hope it's a brudda collecting the loot! it's gonna be good for a minute, then get old, but wait...mardi gras is comin'...aw, hell! CHA-CHING!!!!
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HAHAHA! Nestle's Quik!! Oh, god, just reading about it is making me queasy...
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Leave it to Chawklit folks to find a way to mix Nestle's Quik and Koolaid into a bar drink. We're nothing if not creative.
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what the f*&^%! ain't dat a b*&^%$!
umh! What will they think of next. Have any of our "leaders" jumped on this?