| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Pat Robertson Is Off The Holy Heezy |
| Friday, January 06, 2006 |
 What's with this guy? Between him threatening towns with God's wrath and calling for the assassination of foreign heads of state, he should have been slipped into the cute white coat that ties in the back a long time ago.
Now he's attacking poor Ariel Sharon, Israel's prime minister who, just two days ago, suffered a massive stroke. Psycho-Pat claims this was divine intervention because Sharon had no business "dividing God's land."
Per AOL News:"God considers this land to be his," Robertson said on his TV program "The 700 Club." "You read the Bible and he says 'This is my land,' and for any prime minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, 'No, this is mine."'
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In discussing what he said was God's insistence that Israel not be divided, Robertson also referred to the 1995 assassination of Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, who had sought to achieve peace by giving land to the Palestinians. "It was a terrible thing that happened, but nevertheless he was dead," he said. Damn. Religious crackpots do more disservice to God's word than anybody. Whatever happened to The Christian Way and WWJD and judge not and the milk of human kindness and all that? Everybody's noticing what a loon this man is.
From the same article:People For the American Way Foundation, which monitors "The 700 Club," criticized Robertson's remarks, calling them "an implicit reference to recent steps the prime minister has taken to advance the Israeli-Palestinian peace process."
"Once again, Pat Robertson leaves us speechless with his insensitivity and arrogance," the group's president, Ralph G. Neas, said in a statement. These are strange times, to be sure. Who's to say which of the calamities of life are God's will? There are many, many things going on down here that must surely displease Him. But to have someone sitting on television speaking on God's ABSOLUTE behalf is pretty darn scary. And crazy.
Pat, your white jacket is waiting. And when they slide you into it, remember...it was probably God's will.
AOL News: Robertson Attacks Stricken Sharon
MSNBC.com: Televangelist warns of evolution doomsday
USATODAY.com: Pat Robertson calls for assassination of Hugo Chavez
New York Times.com: Sharon in Critical Condition After Suffering 'Extensive' Stroke |
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doesn't ol' pat know that he's gonna die sooner or later?
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If the ADL can make the Godfather bitch up imagine what they can do to ole Pat
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doesn't ol' pat know that he's gonna die sooner or later?