| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| SexLiesMurderFameSexLiesMurderFameSexLies... |
| Thursday, January 05, 2006 |
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posted by Lo @ 10:07 AM   |
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Looking forward to reading your newest masterpiece next week as I'm going to DEMAND!!!! Barnes & Nobles, Borders, etc. to have it and in stock!
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Yaaaaaaaay, Lance!!! We LOVE it when folks DEMAND to have our books. We We love using the royal "we." Makes it sound like there's a whole bunch of us, when there's really just me (...unless you count some of my alter-egos, which rear their heads from time-to-time; hey, maybe I can use the royal "we" without feeling pompous!). Yes!! Demand us!! WE love it!! Tell your friends to demand us too!!!
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Hey... has anyone heard anything about a new book called SEX LIES MURDER FAME? If so, can you let me know when it comes out and who is the author?
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I'M THE AUTHOR, BITCH!!!!!! I WROTE IT!!!!!!! IT'S MY BOOK!!!!!!! AND IT'S GREAT!!!!! IT'S AWESOME!!!!!! I'M GREAT!!!!!!! I'M AWESOME!!!!!!! AND PEOPLE LIKE ME, DAMMIT!!!!!!!
(sorry. my therapist makes me say that stuff.)
Sex.Lies.Murder.Fame. is written by Lolita Files and it drops on January 10th.
And no, I don't have a therapist. But that doesn't mean that I don't need one...
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who is lo? and what does this lo person have to do with this? she is starting to scare me.....
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Hey, Auntie F*cker!!
RE: Lo...
She feeds me everyday, but she's kinda out there.
She's a good riter, tho. So she says. I can't reed, butt I'm gud wit cumpyooterz.
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aaaaawwwww lola baby... Auntie F*cker misses you....
watch out for her lola....make sure she takes her meds before she feeds you and your siblings...lol
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Looking forward to reading your newest masterpiece next week as I'm going to DEMAND!!!! Barnes & Nobles, Borders, etc. to have it and in stock!