| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| So Predictable... |
| Tuesday, January 17, 2006 |
 ...that Jamie couldn't resist plugging his chart-topping cd, Unpredictable...
 ...just before he presented the Golden Globe for Best Actress in a TV Series Musical or Comedy (which, shockingly, was won by the very talented-yet-underwatched Mary-Louise Parker...
 ...who flattened the four Desperate Housewives who were up against her.)
Proving that it, indeed, was an unpredictable night. Except for the Brokebacks, of course.
 Because nothing says 'sure thing' this year like being a Gay.
 Have you turned Gay yet?
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"Because nothing says 'sure thing' this year like being a Gay."
well, this is officially the funniest thing i've heard all day and will certainly be up for funniest comment of the week. this has been the trend for a few years wherein the only way actors can gain any sort of credibility for 'breadth' is to be gay in a film. doesn't matter if the film is particularly good or warrants focusing on that character's sexuality, just the representation is enough. eeenteresting...
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Gay is the way, Rhea. Brokeback is going to change everything. I can only imagine the wave of gay action flicks, gay sci-fi, and gay political thrillers, and gay buddy movies that are going to smack us in the face in the near future. Rock Hudson's time has finally come. Too bad he's not here to revel in it.
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WAY TOO MUCH GAY shit on tv and and big screens for me ... Im no homophobe and hope not to come off that way but Im proud to love pussy and wish the networks would find away to bring back the james bonds capt kirks and shafts to the mass media . Im not saying bring them back and let them run raw naked havoc on tv vixens arm them mufuckas with condoms and mouth damns and let them fight the continued pussification of the airwaves . I watched American Idol tonight ( ok that was kinda gay to even admit that shit ) and was amused with Simon telling the one obviously sweet male singer he should cut his beard don a dress and do female impersonating... hilfuckinlarious
I dont have any desire to see a movie where cowboys break eachother backs that shit is disgustng ... now i have to go I just got this new brazillian girl on girl bootleg porn ive been dying to check out. Now thats art and worthy of a golden globe award or a woody at the least ...
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"Because nothing says 'sure thing' this year like being a Gay."
well, this is officially the funniest thing i've heard all day and will certainly be up for funniest comment of the week. this has been the trend for a few years wherein the only way actors can gain any sort of credibility for 'breadth' is to be gay in a film. doesn't matter if the film is particularly good or warrants focusing on that character's sexuality, just the representation is enough. eeenteresting...