| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Bite Me. |
| Monday, February 27, 2006 |
...which is what everyone seems to be doing, because I can hardly turn the TV channel without coming across something with Sex, Lies, and Murder in the title.
To wit, a little over a week ago, my dear friend Juan sent me an e-mail telling me about a commercial he'd seen for Footballers Wives (a BBC America show that I happen to love; it's waaaaaaay better, smarter, and much more wicked, IMHO, than the Housewives). So Juan tells me about the ad for the show's new season, and guess what the angle of their campaign is?
 How about that?
And then I was watching HBO, and I see a commercial for a new installment of their documentary series, Autopsy. And just what are they calling this particular episode? Yup, you guessed it...
 Biters, all of 'em. That's right, I said it. BBC America and HBO are straight-up biting my shizz.
That's okay. We like being originators. Soon everybody's going to be slapping Sex, Lies, and Murder on their stuff. Let's just see who's going to be bad enough to throw in some Fame.
Amazon.com: Sex.Lies.Murder.Fame.
BBC America.com: Footballers Wives
HBO.com: Autopsy |
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Hey Lo! You are so right - I have heard numerous radio adds and thought it was for your book and film, only to discover it was something else!!! Take is as a trailblazing complement. AS we (readers) all know that they are immitating the greatness that is "sex.lies. murder. fame." Since they can't fade you they are trying to get on the LOLITA BANDWAGAON!
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