| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Britney Attempts To Ward Off DHS With Half-Ass Explanation |
| Tuesday, February 07, 2006 |
 More fallout from the Britney Spears/endangered baby Federspawn furor.
Per an article in USA Today, Spears claims she was just scurred:"I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger," Spears said in statement released late Monday.
"I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us," she said. "I love my child and would do anything to protect him." Sure. Now they're the 'physically aggressive paparazzi.' Isn't she one of the few (a group which includes papwhore Paris Hilton) who loves having the attention of the paps? Wasn't it just a mere two weeks ago when her beloved paps helped push her car out of the road when the overpriced thing put her down?
 Well, the paps ain't trying to hear that have-it-both-ways crap, particularly X17, the company that took the pictures:"These pictures were taken in a very peaceful context, in which photographers exhibited no aggressive behavior," the agency said in a statement released to Access Hollywood. "We believe that the pictures speak for themselves." Guess that means the love affair between Brit and the pappies is officially over. They've probably declared war on her ass after this. Expect to see her in even more uncouth shots, considering how trashy she is to begin with.
I personally don't know why everybody's surprised about this. Britney doesn't hesitate to put her own life in danger (fucking K-Fed*?...
 ...and walking barefoot into and out of a public restroom*?!!)...
 ...so what's to be expected of how she'll deal with a baby?
(*Both pics from PerezHilton.com.)
Big Ups to Lo Zone reader and dear, dear friend/sis, Yvette Hayward, aka Ettevy, for additional material. We luh dat bitch!!!
USA Today.com: Britney Spears defends photos of her driving with son on lap
New York Post.com: Nitwit Brit Endangers Her Baby |
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arrest her! love federspawn..night lo!
show me the monkey!!!!!!!!!!
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Monkeys are on the way!!!
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.
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arrest her! love federspawn..night lo!
show me the monkey!!!!!!!!!!