| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Da House, Da House, Da House Is On Fiyahhhhhh!!! |
| Wednesday, February 15, 2006 |
 *SPOILER ALERT FOR LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE OF HOUSE*
You know the drill. Gitdafugout now or forever hold your peace. You've got three seconds.
One...
Two...
Three...
Gone?
Good!!!
Okay y'all, what the HEEZY was up with that opening on last night's episode of House ? That ish was SPECTACULAR!!!
Dude and his dad riding an ATV. Kid pleads with dad to let him drive. Dad lets him. Kid seizes up while driving, dad falls off the speeding ATV, kid plows smack into some giant tubes, and...
 ...next thing you know...
 ...KABLOWEEE!!!!
And, oh yeah, the kid doesn't die...
 ...but he sure as hell gets his barbecue on.
Is there something in the air? Was it that full moon we just passed through? Because there seems to be a trend here. First Grey's Anatomy blows someone to smithereens...
 ...and now this kid gets the s'mores treatment on House. I used to think Six Feet Under was out of control with the various ways they came up with to kill people at the beginning of every episode, but these network shows are starting to give cable a run for its money. (Did anyone see that episode of Las Vegas where Lara Flynn Boyle's character bit it by getting blown off the roof...
 ...by a killer gust of wind while she was in the middle of a rant? Gotta love it.)
I'm almost eager to find out who's gonna do what next. This reminds me of the good ol' days of Bugs Bunny and the Looney Tunes cartoons. Characters were always biting it in the most ridiculous ways. Seems like network dramas have finally caught on.
 I can't wait to see which show drops a boulder on somebody.
Fox.com: House
Previously: The Lo Zone: Grey's Insanity |
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