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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita".
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Disappearing Acts
Friday, February 10, 2006
Sorry about yesterday, guys. It was absolute insanity. I'd written all these lovely posts for you (including one particularly lengthy but fun...at least, I thought so...Grammy recap), but when I went to upload them to the company that hosts my website, nothing would go through. The host servers were down for the bulk of the day, so I sat out here, trapped in cyberspace, totally separated from you.

And it was hard. So hard. I think I've developed an interdependency on y'all. And I can't really do yesterday's posts today because now they're old news. The time to talk about that stuff is when it's fresh out the pan. Like the hottest, tastiest, most delectable Krispy Kreme doughnut, the time to consume it is immediately. Any undue delay will only result in a hard, gnarly feeling in your stomach.

Which brings us to today, which is legitimately a short day. I have several appointments and meetings, the first starting at 8:30am, so I won't be able to blog today. But I will be back in full, operational effect Monday morning, with days worth of juicy chit-chat, food for thought, and something to sip on.

Lance, keep your eyes peeled for a post I have planned on Monday that's the perfect tie-in to a Pepsi mentality. I think you and all the Lo Zoners (that means you, my visitors) will enjoy it.

In the meantime, you can amuse yourselves with this. LBoogie, you posted a comment about Kanye's super-fly seventies outfit on the Grammys. You'll definitely get a kick out of this.

Don't know if you guys have seen the trailer for his new video Touch the Sky. A TRAILER FOR A VIDEO. How stanktastic is THAT?

Sounds like something my publisher would do.

(And the video looks like it's going to be hot to death. I'm assuming it's not out yet...if it is already, my bad, but the trailer's still cool. Watch it and marvel. And have a great weekend, y'all. I'll be back fresh and committed at the beginning of next week!!)



Previously: The Lo Zone: Sex.Lies.Murder.Fame.: The Film Trailer!!!
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Name: Lolita Files

Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States

About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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