| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Guess Who's Already Blogging From The Field? |
| Friday, February 17, 2006 |
That's right, kiddies...ME!!!
I figured I'd test this liveblogging from my actual location thing right now. I'm at the Burbank Airport awaiting my first flight. I'm facing the window, and it's a fairly decent (albeit tad bit smoggy) view of the mountains, Burbank, and Glendale. Figured I'd snap it with my trusty cameraphone and share.
Like to see 'em, here they go...
 Yeah. This stuff oughta be fun. I've got a four-hour layover in Phoenix, so I get to see the new baby!!!!!!!!
More reports from the field to come. Let's just all hope I don't do any drunk-blogging, which could turn out to be realllllllllly interesting. Might change the flavor of this site altogether...
Love ya!!!
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No drunk blogging?? Bummer!
Hope you have a fabulous trip!
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Thanks J!! BTW, notice I said "let's hope" I don't drunk-blog. Which means it still might be a possibility...
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I heard authors get sex on the road! I can wait to hear some of the stories! I love your writing, but it is ok if you post pictures. God Bless You.
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Sex on the road, MJ? For real? Where dem roads at? Please...point me in the APPROPRIATE direction. Trust me, if I find it (dem sex roads), pictures WILL be forthcoming. I'll go straight Paris Hilton for y'all.
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No drunk blogging?? Bummer!
Hope you have a fabulous trip!