| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Guess Who's Back!! (But Not For Long...) |
| Wednesday, February 08, 2006 |
So I don't have to go over today. Turns out I don't have to be there until Monday morning, which is when the new mommy and baby will return home. The mommy's going to stay in the hospital for a few extra days just to take advantage of the place. It's one of those ritzy joints in Arizona where celebs go to have their kids in quiet and pampered comfort. She's got twenty-four hour premium room service and A SPA in her private room. A SPA!!!! So I'll be there on Monday when she arrives home. In the meantime, I'll be here blogging with you guys...
...tomorrow. Because I'm too giddy about the baby to be of any use to you for the rest of today. I'm about to go get me some soul food from L'Kesh Cafe...
 ...(that's right, folks...slaver with envy)...
...and then I'm gonna chill and watch a DVD...
 ...until it's time for Oprah, who's got the great John Legend on her show today...
 ...then I'm gonna watch another DVD...
 ...until it's time for THE GRAMMYS!!!!!!!
I'm so excited!!!! I NEVER GET TO PLAY HOOKIE!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF!!!!!!!!! OH, WAIT, I JUST TOLD YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO WITH MYSELF. WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
See y'all in the morning!!!
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enjoy the time off and reeeelax!
the 40-year old virgin is mad funny!
you're gonna love it.
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I'm actually watching the Grammys right now and Kanyeezy just won Best Rap Album. I'm mad happy for him. His album geniunely was the best out of the entire crop. The song "Crack Music" alone confirms that, but there's just hit after killer hit. He earned that shit. Hope to see him take home even more. The show still has two and a half more hours to go.
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I could not stop trippin on kanye's 70's look - was that teddy P or barry white gear he was rocking! - lol all he was missing was a fro, side burns and a fuzzy mustache. Loved jamie!!! is sly ill? that was a great tribute to him and the family stone. I love them but he looked like the crip keeper gone punked! let us pray for him - 4 real...
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LBoogie, girl, you're reading my mind on a lot of what you're saying. You'll see the bulk of my comments in my post in the morning, but Kanyeezy's "outfit" was definitely a real attention-grabber. It screamed, "I'm a man. I'm full of testerone. And SOMEONE is getting fucked tonight." (Even though I saw he brought his girlfriend with him, and, of course, his mom, which was sweet on both counts). But he definitely looked like an Alpha Male to the nth power. I'll reserve my comment about what I think about how Sly looked for tomorrow, but let's just say it's not far from what you thought he looked like. We're both on the same vibe, in that he didn't look like something human.
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enjoy the time off and reeeelax!
the 40-year old virgin is mad funny!
you're gonna love it.