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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is.
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Happy Valentine's Day, Bitches!!!
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
We all know that Valentine's Day is mostly for the ladies. (I mean, seriously fellas, are y'all really waiting on a box of candy and a card? Unless this is the one day a year your girl gives you The Big Blow, in which case, I understand...)

But since this day is mostly for the ladies, and the gift most women always get is chocolate candy, I figured I'd put a tasty piece of chocolate EYE candy on the blog for us ladies to look at. A nice milky piece...Mr. Terrence Howard in this month's Vanity Fair.

I mean, look at this pretty mofo.

[click image to enlarge, then click once again to enlarge even more]

Don't you just want to take a bite out of him? Yum!!!

Oscarwatch FYC Gallery - Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue - Terrence Howard
The Internet Movie Database: Terrence Howard
posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM  
4 Comments:
  • At February 14, 2006 11:33 AM, Blogger LBoogie said…

    Happy valentines day LO!
    It is nice to just acknowledge the someone who is sweet. The gifts and stuff is just extra... Eye candy and sex are at the top of my list - lol

     
  • At February 14, 2006 11:12 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    hey lo....fugg dat nukka TH! are you "secretly" returnin' the yella boyz back to "light"?...maxwell "almost" did it, but he keeps hiding. make a hit song, then spend all his money....make a hit song, then spend all his money...make a hit song....

    he is his own worse golddigger!

    damn, lboogie. eye candy and sex?...damn babycakes, what's up for Christmas?

    oh, yeah...HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY Y'ALL!!!! (even though it's after 11pm, east coast time)

     
  • At February 14, 2006 11:22 PM, Blogger j said…

    that hair... that suit... that martini! purrrrrr. :)

    Happy lovey-day, everybody.

     
  • At February 14, 2006 11:40 PM, Blogger Lo said…

    Hey y'all!!! LBoogie, I agree with you about that eye candy and sex!! And Lance, yummy is yummy. I don't care about depth of color or the absence of it (Idris Elba, anybody? Clive Owen? I say, hotdamn!!!). And J, regarding Terrence's suit, martini, and wavy pomp---you ain't never lied.

    Happy V-day!!!

     
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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