| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| I'm Off, People!!! |
| Friday, February 17, 2006 |
Headed into the wild blue Bookish yonder!!!
 Silena and I look forward to seeing you. Expect updates from the road. Pics and reports of all the fun and adventures. Hope to see you at some of the signings. Come up, say hi, tell me you read the blog. Let Silena know how much you're digging her music. We'll all bond and laugh, have a moment, you know...the whole nine. And I can sign your book!!!
Click here for the schedule: Sex.Lies.Murder.Fame. Tour Dates
Happy Holiday weekend!! Enjoy yourselves. Party like you've got no sense (because anyone who reads my blog is OFFICIALLY senseless)!!!
See ya soon!!!
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team amistad is waiting for you on the east coast! (and so are the monkeys!!!!) I bet your airport cab will have one on top. Have a safe flight and see you soon....
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Have a wonderful tour and much love and success to you all!
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Thanks, Anonymous!!! There was no monkey on my cab, but I did see some on the way!! And thank YOU, LBoogie!! It's nice to have you cheering us on. Much love!
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team amistad is waiting for you on the east coast! (and so are the monkeys!!!!) I bet your airport cab will have one on top. Have a safe flight and see you soon....