| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Introducing...Improbable Friendships (Part 1) |
| Friday, February 03, 2006 |
Whereupon we ponder with how-da-fuck awe the unusually matched friendships between high-profile people and speculate on what the hell they could possibly have to talk about.
In today's Page Six, under the heading Sightings, there's a report of someone seeing veteran newsman Dan Rather...
and rapper The Game ...
 ...sitting together in first class on a New York to L.A. flight, "chatting away like old friends."
Wonder how that conversation went... Game: So I was like, "Yo, nigga, fuck that. I know my man Dan is cool. He wouldn'ta been caught up in no bullshit 'less he knew it went down for real."
 Dan Rather: Why, thank you, The Game. Uh...is that...is that...is 'The Game' what you prefer being called, or should I drop the article and just, uh, call you 'Game'?
Game: What article? You wrote a article about me? What, it was sum'n bad, but now that you talkin' to me and you know I'm cool, you gon' drop it?
Dan Rather: No, no, no. I didn't write an article about you. I was talking about the article 'the.'
Game: (stares blankly)
Dan Rather: (nervous) You know, like, um, uh, like a preposition or a conjunction. 'The' is an article, and I wasn't sure if you preferred the use of it or not when being addressed.
Game: So you gon' mail it to me?
Dan Rather: (confused) Mail what to you?
Game: The article. You said you wasn't sure how I want the letter addressed.
Dan Rather: Nooooo, I didn't say anything about a letter. I meant the "The" in front of "Game." Should I keep the "The," or should I drop it altogether?
Game: (laughing) Nigga, you crazy!! You a funny muhfucka. All that time I been seein' you on tv since I was a kid, I'an know you had jokes. You alright, nigga!! (holds out fist to Dan for a pound)
Dan Rather: (blinking rapidly at both the N word and the extended fist)
Game: Yo, nigga...gi' it to me!! (extends fist closer to Dan)
Dan Rather: (stares at the fist. bumps it with his own, front-to-front, like a battering ram, instead of on top. nervously awaits response. Game smiles. Dan breaks into a wide grin.)
Game: That's what I'm sayin'!!
Dan Rather: What? What did you say? Did I miss something?
Game: (laughing) Nigga, you crazy!! You cool as hell. (leans in, whispering) Yo, you ever smoke dro'?
Dan Rather: (blinks rapidly)
Game pulls a packet of something from his pocket, glances around, then shows it to Rather. Dan---acutely aware of not just federal law regarding possible illegal substances, but also the need to tread lightly so as not to give the current administration an excuse to send his tried-to-take-Bush-down ass off to Gitmo---quickly stuffs the packet inside his jacket. A passing flight attendant notices the exchange and alerts the pilot. Hilarity ensues.
New York Post: Page Six: Sightings |
posted by Lo @ 10:08 AM   |
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ROFL!!!!!
the...um...game and dan rather.
you gotta tell us what happens between the two as they are about to land in LA...hahahahaha!!!
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"The Adventures of J-Man and Bus-a-Cap," starring Dan Rather and The Game. Couldn't you just see it on The Cartoon Network's "Adult Swim" schedule?
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BWAHAHAHA!! Oh, that's great....
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I think a series has just been born on this blog. Perhaps we'll revisit the further adventures of Game and Dan in future posts. Maybe they'll even meet up with The Notorious P.R.I.!!!
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Game's probably still looking for that article. LOL.
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ROFL...but you left out one thing. What was the article about? :-)
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ROFL!!!!!
the...um...game and dan rather.
you gotta tell us what happens between the two as they are about to land in LA...hahahahaha!!!