| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Just In Case You Forgot Why We're At War. |
| Monday, February 13, 2006 |
 This guy shoots his hunting buddies "by accident." So you can only imagine how fucked the rest of us are.
Per the article on CNN.com:Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a campaign contributor during a weekend quail hunt on a friend's South Texas ranch, local authorities and the vice president's office said Sunday.
The wounded man, 78-year-old Harry Whittington, was in intensive care at a Corpus Christi hospital after being hit by several pellets of birdshot Saturday afternoon, hospital spokesman Peter Banko told CNN. The man was 78, had contributed to a campaign before, and STILL he was shot in the face?
Dang. I'd hate to make Cheney mad for real.
*Yo, if I'm missing tomorrow, send a team out looking for me. Don't forget about your girl like that. Oh yeah...bring some fried chicken. And a Pepsi. Cold.
CNN.com: Cheney accidentally shoots fellow hunter |
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I heard this on NPR this morning in my sleepy, fuzzy-brained state, and actually laughed. Best part: it wasn't a dream! I got to laugh at it all day!
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I know, J!! You can't make up something this funny. These guys are a regular riot.
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I heard this on NPR this morning in my sleepy, fuzzy-brained state, and actually laughed. Best part: it wasn't a dream! I got to laugh at it all day!