| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| The Magical Mystery Boots. |
| Sunday, February 19, 2006 |
As many of you out there who know me or follow my work know, I am an avid lover of nice, sexy shoes. Well, today I discovered (I'm convinced of this, y'all) that I have a magical pair.
These gorgeous boots were given to me as a gift by a very, very dear friend who was instrumental in encouraging me during the writing of my new book, Sex.Lies.Murder.Fame.
 I've had them since the fall of 2004, but I've never worn them, wanting to break them in at just the right moment for just the right event. They are a stunning pair of black, silk Gucci boots with crystal baguettes in the shape of a "G" on the back of the right heel.
 Well, I decided that today was a worthy enough day to break them in. Now, here comes the magical mystery part...
All manner of madness attempted to keep our first event from going smoothly. Airports were bugging out, planes were retarded, it started raining out of nowhere, all kinds of foolishness...
But none of it prevailed. And I'm CERTAIN it's because I was wearing The Magical Mystery Boots.
Every.Single.Threatening.Disaster was circumvented. A plane that was actually leaving on time was even delayed so Silena could catch it...ALL BECAUSE OF MY MAGICAL MYSTERY BOOTS.
I've decided that the "G" on the back of the boots isn't for Gucci, despite what the Gucci people might say. The "G" on MY boots stands for GOD.
He's got this. No weapons formed against us shall prosper.
Ha!!! How about THAT!!!! God truly works in mysterious ways. Who knew He'd come in the form of a protective pair of boots? These bad boys are like a superhero's cape. Wanna know how truly magical they are? Brand new shoes, especially shoes this pointy and tapered at the toe, usually hurt the first time you wear them until you break them in. These were IMMEDIATELY comfortable. My feet never even got sore as I walked all over the place, meeting, greeting, and doing the do. For hours.
Expect to see me sleeping in my Magical Mystery Boots, and perhaps wearing them all throughout my tour.
For real.
Thank you, Bill, a billion times over for these (literally) heavenly heels. They're better than Dorothy's ruby slippers.
My shoes got God in 'em.
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quite fly they are - would they happen to be a size 10 - lol (I might have to rob you when you tour the midwest)
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niiiiice. i like that with the G. classy, no doubt. if would have been tacky as hell if there was another G on the other boot. just one will do.
aiight, LBOOGIE! gettin' like 50cent over there!!!! robbin' and stuff... ;-P
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quite fly they are - would they happen to be a size 10 - lol (I might have to rob you when you tour the midwest)