| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| The Accidental Psychic. |
| Tuesday, March 14, 2006 |
By the way, make sure y'all give The Lo Zone respect due. Way back in December (December 19, 2005, to be exact), I did a post called "Dunzo!," where I talked about Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's impending divorce, and I had a pic of Kristin Cavallari from MTV's wildly popular Laguna Beach in the blog post as well. For no particular reason, other than the fact that she always says "Dunzo." Well, guess who's supposedly dating now? That's right, Nick and Kristin.
Here's what my original post looked like:
 Jessica Simpson officially filed for divorce. Big whoop. I don't give a rat's ass about that. I just wanted an excuse to say 'dunzo.' Kristin on Laguna Beach says 'dunzo.'
 And, of course, I wanna be just like her.
So you see? I'm psychic!! Respect due, dammit. Respect due. (I'll be opening a hit-or-miss psychic hotline soon.)
The Lo Zone. Predicting the future without even knowing it.
Previously: The Lo Zone: Dunzo!
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You also said your Editor would soon be with Nick Lachey when she was roasted by GAWKER! But she's a bit too tall for him anyways. Please sign up Kristin and Nick for their own MTV show NOW!
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You also said your Editor would soon be with Nick Lachey when she was roasted by GAWKER! But she's a bit too tall for him anyways. Please sign up Kristin and Nick for their own MTV show NOW!