| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| ...And They've Got Us On The Front Page Again!!! |
| Thursday, March 16, 2006 |
We just looooooooooooooooooove AOL Black Voices, because AOL Black Voices shows us so much love!!! They've got us on the main page again as one of the four featured "What's Hot" items.
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You can submit questions for my upcoming podcast HERE.
Oh joy!!! Thank you, Black Voices!!!
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AOL Black Voices: BV Books Feature - Submit Questions for Lolita Files
Previously: The Lo Zone: The Greatest What-The-Fuck Of All: My Balls Are More Galactic Than The Galactic Balls Of Black Jesus
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Okay. Okay. O - fuckin - kay. Ms. Files, I just listened to the excerpt Mel read: "nut was busted, crusted . . . " I am calling out my prayer warriors as I type. LOL
Mel is a great reader. Does he do the entire book or is it an abridged recording? I usually don't like books on tape but the brother got skills.
Congrats, again. You deserve it.
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Yeah, Mel did a bang-up job, didn't he? Thanks for the congrats, Juan.
(As for those busted, crusted nuts...well...all I'll say is I was channeling my character when I wrote those words, and I never get in the way of what my characters want.)
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hey juan, can you spell "nutbread"?....hahahahaha!
U-gO-Lo!
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Okay. Okay. O - fuckin - kay. Ms. Files, I just listened to the excerpt Mel read: "nut was busted, crusted . . . " I am calling out my prayer warriors as I type. LOL
Mel is a great reader. Does he do the entire book or is it an abridged recording? I usually don't like books on tape but the brother got skills.
Congrats, again. You deserve it.