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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita".
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Blogstipation.
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
I figured since Blogger won't cooperate, I'd force my shit out (thus the "blogstipation" heading...get it?). Herewith, a mish-mash of some of the (uploaded in the past) images that have appeared on The Lo Zone. Just like real constipation, it's a mix of all kind of stuff that might not necessarily go together, sans commentary. You can't say I haven't been making it fun for you in the three months that we've been together.

Enjoy!!

(I know, Juan, I know. You don't have to say it, I'll say it for you. "I'm such a freakin' lady.")

BulletCar1

MarilynManson

StormEJD

RichardPryor

TomNKatiesHair

growling-dog-bw-big.jpg

DominiqueStinkFace

ScoresRestaurant

bbq

TheCarver

WentworthBNW

LagunaBeach

LittleMonkeyFeet

Dogster

CrabsHilton

CortneyNDave

LagunaKristin

FamousToshi

SuperThinNicole

KanyeCover

GreenBarrymore

SLMF

BigMomma

There. That should be enough for now. I figured I've made my point to Blogger.com.

I'm not going to be ignorrrrrrrrrred, Dan!!!

posted by Lo @ 2:09 PM  
1 Comments:
  • At March 14, 2006 3:28 PM, Anonymous Juan in DC said…

    Lo, I suppose Blogstipation isn't as bad as Blogiarrhea. Is the glass half empty or half full.

    And such a freakin lady you are.

     
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Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States

About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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