| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Check Out These Lo Zoners, South Park Style!!! |
| Friday, March 24, 2006 |
I love how folks got in on the fun of this. Here's loyal Lo Zoner Michelle---a self-described mother of two who likes to keep it "cool like that," rocking shades and a Coach bag...
 And here's one of the two infamous Anonymous (Anonymi?), well-known to those who read and post frequently in the "comments" sections of The Lo Zone. She's fly, ain't she, with her cute little crown and those adorable bangs...
 And, of course, we all know who this is. His voice rings out in The Lo Zone like a cough in a canyon (think about it). The man with the plan, always ready for a righteous revolution, the guy who's gonna single-handedly put Hollywood in its place when it comes to how it treats people of color, our very own...LANCE!!!
 Damn!! It looks just like him!!
If you want to take a stab at creating a version of yourself as a South Park character to be displayed on The Lo Zone (or for whatever the hell else you might possibly use it for), click here.
Show us the cartoon in you. Come on...you know it's there.
Previously: The Lo Zone: Speaking Of South Park...
South Park Studio, Version 2 |
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ROFL!!!!! TOO FUNNY!
WAKE UP BLACK HOLLYWOOD!!!
THE LANCEMAN COMETH!!!!
CLAIM YOUR PLACE IN HISTORY, NOT HYSTERICS!!!
GRRRRR!!!!!! ;-)
GOOD LOOKIN' LO!!!!
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Please give Lance a bean pie and a bow tie (lol) - just kidding!
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lol....i'll take a sweet potato pie, thank you. you know how us kuntry boyz get down!
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ROFL!!!!! TOO FUNNY!
WAKE UP BLACK HOLLYWOOD!!!
THE LANCEMAN COMETH!!!!
CLAIM YOUR PLACE IN HISTORY, NOT HYSTERICS!!!
GRRRRR!!!!!! ;-)
GOOD LOOKIN' LO!!!!