| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Coming Out Of The Closet. |
| Tuesday, March 21, 2006 |
Got a few minutes? (Around twenty or so?) This is that episode of South Park that Tom Cruise supposedly got pulled off the air. If you've never seen this thing, it's absolutely classic. I saw it when it originally aired, and I think it's the best South Park ever (and that's saying a lot). The only other episode that comes close, in my opinion, is the one where Paris Hilton (complete with that lazy eye of hers)...
 The episode was called Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, and it was funny as all get-out. But this one tops it. So, if you got the time and the notion, and aren't afraid of Tom Cruise, well, here you go.
The title of the episode is "Trapped in the Closet."
Enjoy!!!
[click "play" (arrow button) to watch]
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wow!!!!! i haven't seen south park in years but this was too creative and funny! nice touch with the r. kelly cameo appearance and his "closet" lyrics. if you've seen his "trapped in the closet" video, you'll appreciate "his" role on this episode. thanks lo!
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Wasn't it a riot, Lance? And didn't you just love those credits at the end?
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yeah...jane and john smith....keep the lawsuit down to a "minimum". who probably aren't on staff....lol pure genius
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wow!!!!! i haven't seen south park in years but this was too creative and funny! nice touch with the r. kelly cameo appearance and his "closet" lyrics. if you've seen his "trapped in the closet" video, you'll appreciate "his" role on this episode. thanks lo!