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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita".
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Crack: The Other White Meat.
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Missed writing about this yesterday. I had a lot going on. Ms. Whitney is apparently up to her eyeballs in eight balls (I'm so clever!), crackpipes, and drugs, drugs, drugs, and now pictures have started to leak out.

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Per yesterday's edition of London paper, The Sun:
...the woman who co-starred with Kevin Costner in the 1992 hit movie The Bodyguard smokes crack, uses sex toys to satisfy herself and ignores personal hygiene.

When high on drugs, she imagines she sees demons and is being beaten by them.
Pretty heavy, no?

Read the rest of the article here: The Sun Online: Houston at her Whit's end.

posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM  
2 Comments:
  • At March 30, 2006 7:19 AM, Anonymous Juan in DC said…

    Oh, HELL NO!. Okay, I must ask this question, Is Cissy smoking crack too? I have to tell you, I'd kill my child before I saw any one of them get to this.

    I am not sure about the photos of the bedroom being real -- come on, a Budweiser. I doubt it. But I feel there is some truth to the story. She looks like Rocky the Squirrel sitting up there with that busted wig. At first I thought it was Bobby in drag -- very bad drag.

    All I got to say, is Natalie Cole's mom did a serious intervention and had her assets frozen. Cissy or somebody need to step up.

    Juan

    P.S. If I was her daddy, Bobby Brown's body would have been found piece by piece over a period of years.

    P.P.S. I wonder what her former girl Robin has to say about all of this. They kicked her out with basically nothing but she did okay. She hooked up with an editor at Esquire from what I am told -- one of NY's power . . .well, I'll stop there.

    (gohnkzo)

     
  • At March 30, 2006 10:13 AM, Blogger LBoogie said…

    Noooooooooooooooooo say it ain't so!!!!!!

    And Iiiiiiiiiiii, will always love youuuuuuuuu Whitney.

    Get that squalid shit under con-trol! Budwieser???

    How embarrassing!

     
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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