| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Dunzo, "You're Not As Big As I Thought You'd Be" Style!!! |
| Friday, March 31, 2006 |
In yet another case of celebrity love biting it big-time, actor Matt LeBlanc and his wife have called it quits.
 Guess that's what happens when you realize you've married someone from a wildly popular tv show who gets his own spinoff and it turns out to be shit.
Per Access Hollywood:[...] LeBlanc cited "irreconciliable differences" as the reason for the split and listed Jan. 1, 2006 as the official date of separation.
LeBlanc's NBC sitcom "Joey" was pulled from the schedule later that month.
Divorce papers were filed at Los Angeles Superior Court on Thursday.
The couple have a two-year-old daughter, Marina, and LeBlanc is stepfather to his wife's two older children from an earlier marriage, Tyler, 13, and Jacquelyn, 10. See, you can't pop out a baby from a guy right away---even if he is a tv star---just because you think you've hit the jackpot. Wait a minute. Ride it out. See if he's on the rise or the fall. Everyone can't hit paydirt the way Jessica Sklar and Kimora Lee did. That's some once-in-a-blue-moon/lonely ass mogul kind of stuff.
Joey sucked mad ass. Worse spinoff show EVER. And now Mrs. LeBlanc's got a two-year old from Matt (they've been married three years), plus them other kids. Sure she'll get child support and alimony, but it won't be anywhere close to the Seinfeldian proportions Ms. Sklar Jessica will get once Jerry divorces her azz. And he will...remember, you heard it here on The Lo Zone. Any woman who will divorce her brand new husband of three weeks in order to immediately marry a rich tv star is bound to be trouble at some point down the line. Don't believe me? Check out her first wedding announcement in the New York Times. A few months later, she was divorced and married to Jerry. Priceless.
She spat babies out right away too, as did Kimora, but they were smart enough to know their husbands were already set in the money department. There was no going down for them.
 It's refreshing to know some guys aren't afraid of a gold digger when they meet one.
Anyway, Happy Trails, Mrs. LeBlanc!!! Next time, pick a bonafide mogul, not one whose career is a shot in the dark. You're gonna need a real baller now that you've got all those kids. You can't afford to keep up the hits and misses. All you get is babies out of it. Go for the loot!!!
(I know, I know, I'm being salty today. Oh well...it's all in fun!!)
AccessHollywood - Breaking News - Matt LeBlanc, Wife Call It Quits |
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