| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Eddie Murphy Is Soooooooooo Not Gay. |
| Saturday, March 04, 2006 |
 I'm just sayin'.
(Lance, see what your comic quips hath wrought?)
Previously: The Lo Zone: Lion And Tigers And Trannies, Oh My!!! |
posted by Lo @ 12:09 AM   |
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did anybody else hear the bullshit that eddie turned 35 today??? and get this charlie murphy is 28. if this is true i must be 25... how ridiculous. i grew up on watching his career. hollywood if for new school fools i suppose. So Lo I guess cortney must be 28 if eddie is 35.
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oh yeah and for the record of this blog - my vote is eddie is bi/gay . but hey i still love him!
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via my online hollywood research grounds of imdb.com eddie murphy was born on APRIL 3, not MARCH 3 of 1961, so if you do the math, whoever THEY were talking about was born in 1971 (35 years old)
it had tuh have been some dumb cracker who put it out there that eddie was 35, cause every black person, 35 years old and up damn well eddie AIN'T thurty-five!
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And LBoogie, that ni**a Cortney is so old, he farts dust!!! Yeah, Cort...I said it!!! Uh-huh!!! Step, ni**a!!! You bad, you bad? I ain't scaired-a you muhf*ckas!!! You ain't bad!!! You ain't nuthin'!!! (...kickin' my white sequined-socked black-loafered right foot up, Michael Jackson-style...)
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what? no, "hee-hee!" MJ-style, lo?
lol...lboogie, 'splain sumpthin' to me...what the hell is "bi/gay"?...LOL!
is that like, ummm, man likes man but sometimes likes woman if she's a man?....LOL!
either you "is" or it's either you "ain't".
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Hee-hee!!!
Iz you or ain't you my gayby?!!!
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Yes Lance it was a white station that I was listening too... That explains it!!! They got it ALL wrong! And Lo i can attest to Cortney farting dust so if he steps to you I got yo back! LOL
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Good lookin' out, LBoogie!! We'll both beat the dust out of Cort!! (He's going to read this and go, "What THE HELL are these two broads talkin' about?"
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first of all eddie is at least 6 years older than me and as far as my gas .. its true as ive gotten older normal thigs like drinking water gives me gas .. damn shame im lactose and h2o intolerant smile .. i would love to tag team roayle rumble with the twoo you ladies seeing you both are boobaful.. smile .. Lo you wouldnt believe how blessed Lboog is ... Lance ask her for pics if you havent already heheheheheh
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Hey Thanks for the plug cort, you azz is so funny (PUN intended)!
So Lo you game to put the gurls on the road... Maybe I can get some killer Gucci boots like yours or a damn SMLF wet tshirt promtion going - lol.
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ROFL!!! LBoogie, you're a RIOT. Although, while you bullshittin', "The Lo Zone Presents...The Gimme Gucci Road Show doesn't sound like a bad idea!!
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Where can I GET A TSHIRT?
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We plan to have more made, LBoogie, and possibly do a giveaway here on The Lo Zone. Won't that be fun? Of course, you'll get a shirt, girl!!
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Yes that does sound fun - can't wait to see what we have to do to win it...
Sumthin like the best secret u ever kept. I love the best lies thing you did.
I know enough dirt to share someone elses tale as my own (wink-wink). It wasn't me (shaggy)!
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Good idea, LBoogie!! Maybe somebody'll confess to a murder and scare the shizz outta all of us!!
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did anybody else hear the bullshit that eddie turned 35 today??? and get this charlie murphy is 28. if this is true i must be 25... how ridiculous. i grew up on watching his career. hollywood if for new school fools i suppose. So Lo I guess cortney must be 28 if eddie is 35.