| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| From One Lo To Another. |
| Wednesday, March 29, 2006 |
So while I was hanging in NYC with Larry Lowe and Marvin Scott, Larry mentions that he hadn't quite been able to do a rendering of himself South Park-style. So, being the kinda friend that I am, I figured I'd take a stab at it on his behalf.
Larry, behold thyself:
 He's quite sharp, isn't he? The quintessential businessman, he is. And notice what he's saying is cracking him up. He's probably in the middle of recounting an incredibly entertaining tale. And his thumbs? Well, they're busy shifting paradigms and all. Because that's what cats like him and Marvin do. They keep you engaged even as they are in the process of changing the world. Plus Larry's a fellow Libran, so you know he's got this great, totally animated personality!!
Speaking of Marvin...now that I've done Larry, unless you stop me, I'm going to do you.
(Wait. Did I just make a double entendre?)
Previously: The Lo Zone: Authors On A Plane!!!!!!
Previously: The Lo Zone: South Park, Christian Style!!!
Previously: The Lo Zone: Check Out These Lo Zoners, South Park Style!!!
Previously: The Lo Zone: Speaking Of South Park...
South Park Studio, Version 2 |
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