| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Happy Clicking!!! |
| Wednesday, March 15, 2006 |
This is one of the posts that should have gone up yesterday, but Blogger was tripping, and they still are (so I, not one to be held back or defeated, figured out a way to import my pictures in without using their unreliable, bitch-ass system). Anyway, here's the delayed post.
Cute, huh?
Adrants: There's Nothing Sexual About This Ad
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at first look...i was like what the hell? but then oh. at first i was gonna stick muh face close to the screen and see in the picture change into sumptin' else.
wowwwww!...
the next time i'm with my girl, i'm gonna rub her "scroll button" and see if her eyes go up and down!
^_^
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LOL. I am not sure her eyes will go up and down but I am sure you'll get her attention.
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at first look...i was like what the hell? but then oh. at first i was gonna stick muh face close to the screen and see in the picture change into sumptin' else.
wowwwww!...
the next time i'm with my girl, i'm gonna rub her "scroll button" and see if her eyes go up and down!
^_^