| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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How Scary Cute Is This? |
| Friday, March 10, 2006 |
I don't know what this is. Perhaps something from an ad or what-not. But aren't they adorable (in a 'lawd, this is all the chirren need to see to get their heads screwed up even more' kind of way)?
  See the rest of the creepy cuteness over at Concrete Loop.com. Enjoy...I guess.
(Be sure to look around while you're over there. It might seem kinda crowded, but there's all sorts of crazygoodness going on in that spot.)
Concrete Loop.com: Kids Posing As Celebs |
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cute. but kids today are grown enuff as is...i would have like the pictures more if they were smilin'. less threatenin', ya kno?
the pics of these kids are like, and lo, you can understand this, going to a friend's house and they have a cute, little dog. the friend will say, "oh, he/she won't bite" but when you look at them they ain't waggin' their tail or smilin' with their tongues out. if i don't see that, that means they're about to "bite or go crazy".
these kids look like they're about to whip out a 9mm, if you say the wrong thing. especially that jay-z and beyonce pic. that little guy looks like he could "pop-a-cap in yo ass" in a heartbeat, (for lookin' at his woman!)
shit, let'em put on some skips or pro-keds (ol' skool rule!) and let them play street ball or jump rope or something "kiddy". they got plenty of time to be fly, reading VIBE or ESSENCE and then dressin' up.
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dat shits just terrible - looks like my grown azz neice who can wind her azz, drop it and pop it better than any grown stripper that i have ever seen. the innocense of childhood is a thing of that past and its sad...
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cute. but kids today are grown enuff as is...i would have like the pictures more if they were smilin'. less threatenin', ya kno?
the pics of these kids are like, and lo, you can understand this, going to a friend's house and they have a cute, little dog. the friend will say, "oh, he/she won't bite" but when you look at them they ain't waggin' their tail or smilin' with their tongues out. if i don't see that, that means they're about to "bite or go crazy".
these kids look like they're about to whip out a 9mm, if you say the wrong thing. especially that jay-z and beyonce pic. that little guy looks like he could "pop-a-cap in yo ass" in a heartbeat, (for lookin' at his woman!)
shit, let'em put on some skips or pro-keds (ol' skool rule!) and let them play street ball or jump rope or something "kiddy". they got plenty of time to be fly, reading VIBE or ESSENCE and then dressin' up.