| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Liveblogging The Oscars, Part 1 |
| Sunday, March 05, 2006 |
 ...presented the award for Best Supporting Actor, which went to George Clooney...
 ...which I'm so excited about, because I love, love, love me some George Clooney.
 A pack of dogs apparently got hold of Naomi Watts' dress and tore the front of it to shreds.
 And Dolly Parton is apparently an actual doll...
 ...as evidenced by her TWO-INCH waist.  Morgan Freeman presented the Best Supporting Actress Award to Rachel Weisz for her role in The Constant Gardener.
 Lauren Bacall was either drunk, can't read, or both.
 Sam Jackson came out and spoke with great swagger and finesse..
 And that was just the first two hours!!! More to come...
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sorry, i didn't catch you earlier (computer in the other room)...but so far, this year's oscars show was okay. stewart to humor us with the politics of the oscar vote, but he had to reach for what he knows.
maybe next year it's dennis miller, if he's not washed up...OR...DAVE CHAPPELLE!!!!!
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They'll never go either, Lance. Dennis' humor is far too erudite and inaccessible for the masses, and Dave would insist on smoking onstage as he hosted, and that certainly won't fly. But it would be something to see (Dave hosting the Oscars). After Three 6's win, anything is possible!!!
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zackly!...but lauren bacall, despite age, seemed to have a problem reading the teleprompter or equilibrium was off, i guess, but the director did a great job in switching cameras not to accentuate her trouble in reading but to move it forward.
jon may just get the nod to comeback...or...CHRIS ROCK! seems like WE know how to put on a show!
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did you notice how j-lo's arms, shoulders were toned up? she looked really great!
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sorry, i didn't catch you earlier (computer in the other room)...but so far, this year's oscars show was okay. stewart to humor us with the politics of the oscar vote, but he had to reach for what he knows.
maybe next year it's dennis miller, if he's not washed up...OR...DAVE CHAPPELLE!!!!!