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Liveblogging The Oscars, Part 2: OH SH*T!!!!!! THREE 6 MAFIA WON!!!!!
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Pics of the actual performance and their acceptance to come shortly. I'm having uploading problems, but dammit, I WILL get those pictures up!!!

UPDATE: And here are the pics!!!

Chris "Ludacris" Bridges introduces Three 6 Mafia's performance...
Then Three 6 and Taraji Henson proceeded to do da damn thang...
Go Pimps, Go Pimps!!!
Sang that song, gurrrl!!!
Taraji very classily took the high road, substituting "witches" for "bitches," even though she'd been given the go-ahead to use the B-word.
Then Queen Latifah presented the award for Best Original Song...
...and, of course, we know how that went down.

Look at these cats. So happy for them!!!
Jamie's lovin' it!!!
Here's Three 6 Mafia on the local ABC affiliate with their Oscars.
Reporter George Pennacchio asked...
"I wanna know...how much money is in your mouth right now?"

Dude thought about it, and then answered...
..."I got thirty in mine, thirty thousand, baby, going down, yeah...," upon which he proceeded to do this...
Go 'head, bruh!!! You earned it. The Durrrty South meets the Oscars. Damn, you gotta love it!!!

posted by Lo @ 10:29 PM  
14 Comments:
  • At March 5, 2006 10:45 PM, Anonymous Juan in DC said…

    I am not watching the show but just saw that on the internet. I am happy for them but now I have another image to combat when I am trying to get my 16 year old to get an education instead of trying to perfect his flow. Damn!

     
  • At March 5, 2006 10:54 PM, Blogger Lo said…

    You would have been proud of Three 6, Juan. They made it a real occasion, nothing to be ashamed of, and Taraji even got a little operatic at the end. And you should have seen them accepting the award. They THANKED THE ACADEMY!!! They THANKED THEIR MOTHERS!!! They only had to be bleeped one time. It was majorly cool. Ludacris introduced their performance and Latifah presented them with the award, so they were esconced in blackness.

    The funniest part, however, was when Jon Stewart said, "I just want to point out the Oscar score: Martin Scorsese: Zero. Three 6 Mafia: One."

     
  • At March 5, 2006 11:06 PM, Anonymous juan in DC said…

    Thanks for the update, Lo. I am glad they didn't act a fool. I am happy for them for a number of reasons but mostly because they are doing them and getting paid for it.

    By the way, Jon Stewart is funny as hell and yes, Scorses is a litlte oscar-deprived.

    (idcofx)

     
  • At March 5, 2006 11:12 PM, Blogger Lo said…

    Oscar has been slapping Scorsese in the face with its d*ck for years. Tonight, them giving Three 6 Mafia the award was the equivalent of The Academy dragging their balls across Scorsese's face. (What's that called, Cort...'teabagging'?)

    (neufu)

     
  • At March 5, 2006 11:32 PM, Anonymous Juan in DC said…

    ROFL. Lo, you never fail to amaze me. Such a lady and such a . . . lady.

    (labttpgt)

     
  • At March 5, 2006 11:36 PM, Blogger Lo said…

    LOL. Ain't I, though?

     
  • At March 6, 2006 12:05 AM, Anonymous Victoria said…

    Okay, so everyone knows I was not a big fan of what I thought would happen tonight. But what an incredible surprise. Never would I have thought that I would use "class" and "Three 6 Mafia" in the same sentence! Their performance was terrific! I have to admit, when they came on stage, I took a deep breath, prepared not to breathe again until the show was over. But within two seconds, I took my first breath, within five seconds, I was on my feet, and by the end of the song, I was cheering.! And when they won the Oscar, I was yelling, "My n******!" (Okay, that last part is a lie, but tonight anything was possible.) The only thing - I forgot that if they won, they'd have to speak. At least Lo heard them thank the Academy and their mothers - I didn't understand a word they said. Still, this was great.

     
  • At March 6, 2006 12:11 AM, Blogger Lo said…

    ROFL!!! Touche', Vickie!!! I was really proud of all of them, and Taraji was so classy. Remember when she sat at our table with us at the NAMIC Awards three years ago when you and I were presenters? So good to see her forging ahead in Hollywood.

     
  • At March 6, 2006 12:12 AM, Blogger Lance said…

    first, i wanna say thanks lo, for your hard work for putting up your blog and allowing us to communicate and become closer together....

    you know it's funny about the 3-6 set, the got "bleep" a couple of times, but you have to admit, the routines and choreography were tasteful. they took out "bitches" and used "witches" instead. but stewart killed me with that scorsese comment.

    and it was true, the way three-six celebrated was how you're supposed to celebrate a win. hollerin' and screamin'... and the only ones to thank Jesus too. big ups to them. don't worry juan, your son will be okay. he's coming from good stock!....with flow.

     
  • At March 6, 2006 12:28 AM, Blogger Lo said…

    Aw, Lance...you make a grown girl blush. I don't get to do that too often anymore. I'm just glad folks love to convene here. The more the merrier. The more diversity of folk and opinion the better. I love it. Kumbaya and all that!!!

     
  • At March 6, 2006 12:50 AM, Blogger Lance said…

    hey vickie...i can see you now, dancin' to 3-6 spillin' yo likka....considering the comment of last week.....lol

     
  • At March 6, 2006 10:49 AM, Blogger LBoogie said…

    I like Terrance version of the song from the movie. Ain't nothin better than leaving a coprorate meeting with VP's and Presidents in my expensive suit and fly ass shoes. Getting my ride and pumping the FLOW. Cause yau'll know it really is "Hard out here!"
    I hate i missed it, so thanks Lo for the details. I am so GLAD that it was unlike the Source Awards. Where we have to wear sunglasses and and a hoodie the next day out of embarrassment.

     
  • At March 6, 2006 11:06 AM, Blogger Lo said…

    ROFL, LBoogie!! If it had been like The Source Awards, you know some shots would have been fired up in the Kodak Theater once Three Six's win was announced ("joy bucks" versus "beef bullets"). And I'm with you about going from suited-up to pimped-out once you leave a business setting and get in your ride. There's nothing like blasting some hip-hop on high to take the edge off the stiffness of a power-meeting (or to help you celebrate a successful one).

     
  • At March 6, 2006 1:04 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    "I am so GLAD that it was unlike the Source Awards. Where we have to wear sunglasses and and a hoodie the next day out of embarrassment".
    - lboogie

    that funny as hell!...hahahahaha!!!

     
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