| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
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| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Liveblogging The Oscars, Part 6: Sharon Stone Is Hagalicious |
| Monday, March 06, 2006 |
Sharon Stone stopped to be interviewed by the local ABC affiliate during the post-Oscar show.
Home girl was looking mighty funky, like maybe she was caught in a wind tunnel.
Looks like someone wasn't using their basic instincts when it came to a brush and a comb.
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of course, you know...i had to RUN to the dictionary on THAT word "hagalicious"...if i used the "lance method of meanings" i would have thought "hagalicious" meant "an old hag that's fine and/or with a big ass"....lol
wait-a-min-u-et? is that a word, IT'S NOT IN MY AMERICAN HERTIAGE DICTIONARY, just hag...hmmmm, maybe my meaning is good enuff!
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No, Lance. If I meant that she was an older woman who was looking good, I would have found a much lovelier word than "hag" to precede the "licious." In Sharon's case, I meant "hag to the nth power," deliciously-haggardly (of which there's no such thing, hence the irony), hagtastic, hagorrific, haglacious, hagonia, hagxquisite, hagglish, hagmanic, hagmoric, haglified, hagalot, hagnacious...I can do this all day. No matter how long I do it, none of the words will have flattering intent.
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i gotcha!... ;-)
here's my word verify: songpiza
it this a italian thing?
like a prep for "the sopranos" this sunday, "uncle junior" singing again?
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'songpiza.' Hahahaha!! That's very Sopranos, which I'm ECSTATIC is finally coming back!!!!!!
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yeah, i can't wait either....in fact, i've been watching old soprano episodes to get psyched up.
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of course, you know...i had to RUN to the dictionary on THAT word "hagalicious"...if i used the "lance method of meanings" i would have thought "hagalicious" meant "an old hag that's fine and/or with a big ass"....lol
wait-a-min-u-et? is that a word, IT'S NOT IN MY AMERICAN HERTIAGE DICTIONARY, just hag...hmmmm, maybe my meaning is good enuff!