So this commercial comes on a few minutes ago. Guy's sitting in a shoe store, waiting for what logically seems to be his girl.
 She's apparently taking her time picking out shoes.  Only a woman (or gay man or a man who's way too involved in his woman's wardrobe, which also makes him suspect--- cough, foot fetishist, cough) will understand how thrilling this is for us. Only a man, I suppose, will understand this guy's agony.  He checks his watch. He endures. He endures.  His girl narrows her selection down to three distinctly different shoes. At long last, she comes over to him and asks:
 "Which one do you like best?"
This is what she's holding out:
 This is what he sees:  Poor bastard. Look at him.
 Trapped like a rat.
Turns out this was a commercial for a Ford Fusion (go fuggin' figger).
 I'll never remember that part.  But the part about the shoes? That was funny as hell.
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