| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| More Lo Zoners, South Park Style!!! |
| Monday, March 27, 2006 |
Check out loyal Lo Zone reader, Atlanta-dweller, coffee-lover and Cali native (hence the cuppa joe and the beach in the background), Monique...
 ...and her totally rocked-out, supercool soon-to-be six-year old daughter, Erynn...
 ...(who created her cartoon version herself!!).
Fabulous. I love the way everyone's getting their South Park on. You can too. Just click here to create a cartoon version of yourself.
Don't be shy. Let us see your animated side!!
Previously: The Lo Zone: Check Out These Lo Zoners, South Park Style!!!
Previously: The Lo Zone: Speaking Of South Park...
South Park Studio, Version 2 |
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i wanted to have my "lance" show off his middle finger to america, but, alas, they knew who they were dealing wit!!!!
rofl!!!!
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LOL!! I'm surprised you didn't figure out a way to do it anyway.
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i wanted to have my "lance" show off his middle finger to america, but, alas, they knew who they were dealing wit!!!!
rofl!!!!