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| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
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| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
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| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
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| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| The Return Of The Rat Eater. |
| Thursday, March 30, 2006 |
Guess who wants more biscuits? Just made him a big plate and am about to drive them over.
Yeah. Uh-huh. So much for him questioning my cooking that very first time. That's right. Go on...
EAT. IT.
 N#@@A!!!!!
Previously: The Lo Zone: Hey #@#$!: This Blog Post's For You. |
posted by Lo @ 9:23 PM   |
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I had to resist licking the screen. Even with my wheat allergies, I was wanting some of dem biskits.
Let me find out.
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Okay, wait a minute. I must be slipping.
So, let me get this straight. The nicca was tentative about your biscuits and then tried to at all of em. And now he want some more and you done cooked em up in the oben and are driving dem OVER der. mmm, this nicca betta be buying some Blahnik stappy stilletos or summin.
Okay, that's the big brother in me.
Peace,
Juan
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Yup he wanted more biscuits, Juan, and I drove 'em over. Unfortunately, I don't think I'll be getting any Blahniks out of it (darnit!!) because he's more like a LITTLE BROTHER (you see that, Rat Eater?). I'm TOO GROWN for him. So I feed him biscuits to help him grow big and strong so someday he'll be able to handle a grown woman the next time he meets one. (LOL!!!!!)
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They LOOK DELICIOUS!!! Are those home made? If so I am trying get married and I need that recipe. Bet he'll have his azz home by 6pm fo sure.
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They are TOTALLY homemade, LBoogie. I can make a biscuit with my eyes closed. And you're right...they're like kryponite. I've watched grown men fold up like lounge chairs over the sight of a hot fresh biscuit. Some actually shed tears. I imagine you could drape some biscuits over your body in just the right places, and a man would actually fall to his knees and become your willing slave.
There's just something about a black man and a biscuit.
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Okay, I am going to really show my age and countriness here. Does anyone remember King syrup in the red can? Boy, "Big Momma" (she was no relation) used to make pans of biscuits and we chil'ren would sit around with a glass of milk and some hot biscuits and King syrup. Damn, those were the days.
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Juan, I remember King syrup!! Good as all get out!! My favorite way to eat biscuits (I'm really a southern girl) is to have them with Alaga syrup. It's cane syrup that comes in a bottle with a red label. Biscuits and Alaga? Oooooooooooooooh-weeeeeeeeee!!! I always keep a bottle of it in the cabinet. Now that's good eatin'!!!
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Lo, I am beginning to see a pattern here. What is cachaca made of? mmm, get my point?
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Oh, you're right!!! Cachaca is a sugar cane liqueur/rum, and it's my favorite (the liquor used in caipirinhas). Wow, Juan. How keen an eye you have!!!
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i might try that with king syrup or alaga syrup. for me, it's grandma molasses. yeah, talk about take me home, country road. any y'all sop up a biscuit in molasses b'fo, with some fried fatback bacon on the side? now, that good eatin' and that's southern too!!!!!
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Fatback is good, Lance. I prefer bacon with the rind on it. There's a butcher here in the South Bay that I go to whenever I'm craving rind bacon to go with my biscuits and syrup. Yup, I'm that girl, fa sho'. Southern through and through, and I make no apologies for it.
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can i get the recipe please e-me!
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I had to resist licking the screen. Even with my wheat allergies, I was wanting some of dem biskits.
Let me find out.