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Lo Fun Fact #1
"Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita".
Lo Fun Fact #2
I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Lo Fun Fact #3
Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all?
Lo Fun Fact #4
I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay?
Lo Fun Fact #5
I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!!
Lo Fun Fact #6
I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position.
Lo Fun Fact #7
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond.
Soon, Soon.
Friday, March 24, 2006
It's me again. LoZone. Delivering yet another message for Lo.

Don't worry, she'll have a few posts later today. She's been pulling some all-nighters and has been under deep cover, but will be coming up momentarily for air.

Keep checking back. We'll do our best to make it worth your while!!!
posted by Lo @ 9:05 AM  
3 Comments:
  • At March 24, 2006 7:06 AM, Anonymous Juan in DC said…

    Yeah, right. Prince must be over there.



    (gfhgieup)

     
  • At March 24, 2006 3:59 PM, Blogger Lance said…

    took the words right outta my mouf, juan!

    lo's singin' a "brand new song" y'all!!!!

    well, since lo ain't around....hey juan, did you see "tsotsi" yet? it was playing in the D.C. area last week. check moviefone.com

     
  • At March 24, 2006 10:52 PM, Anonymous juan in DC said…

    Thanks for the look out, Lance. I am finishing up my thesis and have been buried in my office trying to get that to my advisor. My plan is to see it before it leaves.

     
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Name: Lolita Files

Home: Wonderland, Midwest Central, United States

About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.

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