| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. To this day, she has no idea what a "Lolita" is. |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes. If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Mr. Chicken (my favorite spot in Cleveland) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi (preferably Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream). Better yet, how about not show up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs, a bird (some kind of dove/pigeon mix), and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs, bird, and cat, we'll be instant friends. If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs, a bird, and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Suddenly, It All Makes Sense. |
| Thursday, March 30, 2006 |
The three sixes, that is. Only the devil would work with this girl.
 Per Yahoo! Entertainment:"We ran into her at a William Morris Agency party and she said she liked our song `Stay Fly' and asked could we work with her," said Jordan "Juicy J" Houston, a member of the Memphis hip-hop group. That's how it begins, Juicy J., that's how it begins.
He went on to say..."We let her listen to a dance track and she really liked it and plans to record it tonight," Houston told The Commercial Appeal newspaper by phone Tuesday.
He said that since the group won the Oscar for best original song for "It's Hard out Here for a Pimp" from the film "Hustle & Flow," they have been swamped with all sort of requests. You know, I shouldn't call Three 6 Mafia devils. After all, she's the one who's the demon spawn, and perhaps she somehow managed to lure them in. Her peeper is like the portal to hell.
 Maybe Three 6 Mafia is just trying to legitimize their newfound Oscar fame, and have suddenly realized that nothing says "I've arrived" in Hollywood like nailing Paris Hilton (what? you didn't know "make a record" was code for "f*ck Paris Hilton"? C'mon now people...let's be real). Doing her is a rite of passage, like eating a hot dog from Pink's, driving west on Sunset to the PCH, and blowing rails off Tara Reid's misshapen titties. (Trust, you'll be reading about the fellas doing that real soon.)
 Get your Hollywood on!! Do you before Hollywood does it TO you.
Because in this town, it's all about f*cking. You may start out as a topper, but sooner or later, you end up face down, biting the pillow.
(Thanks for the heads-up, Juan!! Good lookin' out.)
Yahoo! Top Stories - Three 6 Mafia Recording With Paris Hilton
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Damn, Lo. That's why I LUBS U. You keep it real, raw, and relevant.
Peace, my Sistuh.
Juan
(sumvunt)
On the keyboard the "C" is next to the "V" . . . so I guess it could have been sum cunt
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ROFL!!! "sum cunt." I LOVE IT. We're being watched by word verification!!
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"Because in this town, it's all about f*cking. You may start out as a topper, but sooner or later, you end up face down, biting the pillow." - Lolita
DAMN LO! THAT'S GANGSTA!! (;-/}
LOL!!!!!
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hmmm...it' looks like it's gonna be a NEW blacks on blonde video XCLUSIVE!!!!!! talk about badussy???
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I know, right? Imagine it...Three 6 meets the three-way, featuring the Queen of Stank, P-Heezy!!
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naw, that probably won't happen....3-6 and paris xxx tape. that would make turn the hilton HOTEL into the hilton HOE-TEL.
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As if it's not already?????
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gotta point there babycakes...
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Damn, Lo. That's why I LUBS U. You keep it real, raw, and relevant.
Peace, my Sistuh.
Juan
(sumvunt)
On the keyboard the "C" is next to the "V" . . . so I guess it could have been sum cunt