| Lo Fun Fact #1 |
| "Lolita Files" is my real name. It is not a pen name, as incredible as that may seem. There are plenty of Files family members and people who have known me for years capable of validating this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mother named me after the movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. For as long as she lived, she had no idea there was anything sexual or seedy about being called "Lolita". |
| Lo Fun Fact #2 |
| I love fried chicken and fabulous shoes (although obviously I can't eat fried chicken nearly as much as I'd like). If you ever want to get on my good side, send Popeye's or Church's (that's right, I said Church's) and a pair of
Christian Louboutins. |
| Lo Fun Fact #3 |
| Never show up unannounced or without a Pepsi. Better yet, how about not showing up at all? |
| Lo Fun Fact #4 |
| I hate the telephone. Don't get mad if I don't call you or take a long time to return your calls. I don't call anyone. Don't call me asking why I don't call. Just don't call, okay? (Exception: I will happily take all calls related to business or to share fun/exciting/major news. I'm just not one for jawing on the phone just to be jawing.) |
| Lo Fun Fact #5 |
| I love the internet!!! I love communicating through the internet!!! You can e-mail me and odds are I'll e-mail you right back (if I'm not in the middle of a major project). Makes up for my hangup about the phone, doesn't it? See, I'm not so bad after all!!! |
| Lo Fun Fact #6 |
| I can't stand IMing. Please don't IM me. I'm always on my laptop and connected to the internet as I work and when IM's pop into my screen out of nowhere, they break my concentration and often startle the sh*t out of me in the process. So don't do it. You will get the cold shoulder. I don't like giving people the cold shoulder, so please don't put me in that position. |
| Lo Fun Fact #7 |
I have four five six wonderful, slap-happy dogs and a cat, all of whom I love to pieces. I had a bird (a Roller pigeon that I rescued in LA on New Year's Day in 2004) named B-Bird (what? that's a good name!) who passed away in February 2009, which broke my widdle heart in half. He loved me so, as I did him. If you meet me and ask me about my dogs and cat, we'll be instant friends, and if you ask about B-Bird, I'll probably hug you (unless you smell...wash first). If you meet me and ask me why the f*ck I have four five six dogs and a cat, see the above fun fact for how I will respond. |
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| Tuesday Morning What-The-F*ck. |
| Tuesday, March 14, 2006 |
Once again, the website that I use to create my blogposts (then publish them up to my website in another location) ---Blogger.com (owned by evil giant Google, no less!!)---is bugging the f*ck out.
This newest quirk involves uploading images. The ability to do so has been down for more than 24 hours.
So I can't publish any of the cute little posts I've been writing for you guys because they all have new images that I can't even get uploaded. But I was smart enough to realize I could find old posts with already-uploaded images, copy the html code, post those pictures, and let them amuse you until I'm able to do posts with new pics again. Let's hope Blogger.com gets their shizz together. In the meantime...
ShoeBooties!!!
 It's about time we saw this little guy again anyway. Don't you just love those itty-bitty black shoes?
Previously: The Lo Zone: One Mo' 'Gin...
Previously: The Lo Zone: ShoeBooties!!!
Gawker.com: Saks Shills Cashmere With Portable Petting Zoo |
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go figga. and google's stock is near what, $335 a share?!!!! and they can't even handle LO'S bizzness right. what the hell?!!!
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That's because they're too busy counting their money somewhere to FIX MY SHIT!!!!!
I will NOT be deterred. About to get realllllllll creative...
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you go gurl! kick dem damn doors down!!!!!
we gotcha back!!!
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Thanks, Lance. Sometimes you just gotta n*gga-rig shit your damn self.
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you know how we do...and then dem crackas will take all the credit for fixin' the problem or creating the answer.
history, ONCE AGAIN, has shown us that!
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About Me: I'm the author of six novels. My novella, "Three For The Road," included in the three-novella anthology, You Only Get Better, was published in March 2007.
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go figga. and google's stock is near what, $335 a share?!!!! and they can't even handle LO'S bizzness right. what the hell?!!!